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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would fall down the stairs and then apologize and give the cat treats because I hurt it.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I would have stepped on it and have my lower leg shredded and gained an enemy for life inside my own house.

I probably would have tumbled down the stairs too ... broken bones, concussion, bruises, scrapes ... while being shredded and still end up with a lifelong enemy.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

An accurate assessment of events.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

At least it wouldn't be a long life to suffer the enemy

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

They're testing you. If you can't spot a threat, you failed as a hunter.

Getting to snack on your still-warm corpse is just a side benefit

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dangerous for the cat, for sure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My cats lie in the middle of the hallway, swishing their tails, and then act offended when they inevitably get their tail pinched.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Fucking mimics are everywhere

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've got three cats. You just learn to look down everywhere you go and never walk backwards.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Wait, waitwaitwaitwait. You're telling me I'd have to turn around before I start walking?

Screams in ADHD

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

This stair ain't big enough for the both of us

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

My cat likes to sit to the side at the top of the steps and then hook my pants with his claws on my way down

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Dangerous for the assassin not so much for the victim

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Walking down the stairs be like: now that's a lot of damage.