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Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy. (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Saul Goodman saying "Very funny OP, let me get your meds"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

DID YOU SAY RATS

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

rats rats, we are the rats

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

celebrating yet another birthday bash

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

Dam bro that was crazy did you know I was crazy once they Locked Me In A rubber room A rubber room with rats and those rats made me crazy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

but I'm a rat ;w;

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

crazy...? I was crazy once... they put me in a Room... a Rubber room... filled with rubber Rats... and Rats? I HATE rats. They make me Crazy! crazy...? I was crazy once... they put me in a Room... a Rubber room... filled with rubber.. bats... and Bats? I HATE bats. They make me Crazy! crazy...? I was crazy once... they put me in a Room... a Rubber room... filled with rubber.... MAts... and MATS? I HATE mats.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy.