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this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2023
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It's in the middle of Detroit. Even at 50k, you'll lose money on that investment.
Assessed value is often very different from the actual/sale value of a home because it refers to the value that the home is taxed on and is subject to all sorts of limits depending on where the home is and which laws itβs subject to. For example in some states assessed value canβt increase above a few percent a year unless the home is rebuilt.
Yeah it's more accurate to look at the sale/listing price history. That shows that this house was listed as high as $599k in 2018 and dropped as low as $249.5k before it was taken off the market in 2019 with no sales. So theoretically it would have been bought for less than $250k but the seller wasn't willing to sell that low and may be waiting until the market in Detroit appreciates before putting it back on the market.
Lol $52,200 estimated sale value with $2380 rent value.
That's how batshit crazy real estate is right now wtf
Not quite that crazy. The $52,200 is the assessed value for property taxes which is typically much lower than the true value of the house that it would sell for.
i need an antacid.
You should take a human dose, I donβt think that little LSD will do anything for you.
The designer saw the colour chartreuse one day and thought "yes."
I actually like the line green tables and chairs in the kitchen. The walls hurt my eyes though
This is such a rich old Italian man's home in the US, it's not even funny.
You're right! I was leaning towards Balkans, but not enough gold for that.
This is the main character in a line of NPC houses
Why type of quests does this house offer me?
AI generated home
I'm lost for words
I'm not sure I could actually form a complete thought inside that house. Maybe if the thought was, "I need to get out of here!" I thought it was bad at the beginning, thinking these people sure did go with their style, but then there was another style, then another.
The realtor should have made them empty the place for the pics.
They must have specifically said I want it photographed the way itβs staged (prob just normal every day living) like with the dolls sitting at the table lol
This person really likes a theme
Hideous and tacky. Almost like having a chandelier in the bathroom.
It's glorious and should be registered as a National Landmark.
It looks just like my grandparents house from the mid 60s. My grandmother still has a wall of mirrors in her condo now.
I think I stubbed my toe in every room.
LSD man. What a trip
Have you seen the house that has a paper towel holder in every single room including the bathroom?
I never knew I needed that until now. We just have loose rolls in every room.
Lol, statue of David in the shower huh? Statues, models everywhere...
Honestly the interior just makes me nervous. Iβd never be able to relax and not be cleaning lol.
I was like⦠yeah weird, but some people are weird.
Then I saw Elvis.
And then I saw the car in the garage.
And then I saw the outdoor fence.
i am mesmerized and repulsed at the same time, but you could do worse for $52.2k
Thatβs just the tax assessment.
My eyes have never been so offended.
Interior design is my passion!
The inside of this house reminds me of Rocko's Modern life. It's like a real life version of a 90s cartoon house.
Clearly a child was decorating this place.
Designer couldn't decide if they wanted a David Lynch aesthetic or a Wes Anderson one and tried to do both at once.
What in the actual fuck?
That just β¦. Kept getting β¦. Weirder. What exactly did I just see?
Was this posted by the homeowner as some sort of vanity thing?
This is awesome
Wow that person is super into the oyg part of the color spectrum
Yikes! To all of it!
Wow that's so much
That estimate seems off by at least an order of magnitude.
Hell yeah. I love that garage workshop. So jealous! The whole house is amazing IMO haha.
Thatβs madness. So bright and neon!
Pretty sure a drug dealer owned this house and allowed their trashy spouse to decorate. It screams of lower class wealth.
Old white guy, actually....
These pictures feel like they're from I'm On Observation Duty or something.
my poor eyes
A lot of decisions were made in that house...
I was doing ok until the kitchen
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