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Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill, reports say (www.livenowfox.com)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pearce Hawthorne?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

He is streets ahead.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"oh oh it's the big one elizabeth i'm comin"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

“Choke” by Chuck Palahniuk deals with similar material. Almost.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

So what I’m hearing is the limit is 19.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Principal Moss? Is that you?