this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When my friends kids ask about games on my phone I open my crossword app. Haven't met any takers yet.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I tried that with a friends kid and sudoku. Little bastard called my bluff and then beat my puzzle.

I am so never having children.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

You know what you must do

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Gotta up it to killer sudoku. Show them a board with a bunch of outlines and zero numbers filled in and watch their heads explode.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

We are on risa after all

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'm going to have to try that next. I've been using dropkicking primarily but then the parents get all angry.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Surely Doom has been ported to the Tricorder.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tricorders, PADDs, door chime panels... Paris was into old shit, bet he secretly installed it on the Doctor's ass.

Alas, we were all born too soon to play holodeck Doom.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That actually makes me wonder if it would be at all disorienting to play something that low resolution in a holodeck environment. Anyone know if they ever explored that in any of the series?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

How many games did Soong install into Data? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Doom can run on Data's fingernail

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Got an app on my tripcorder that changes my voice to sound like other people. Surely that can't be used for nefarious purposes!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Naw, all I got is Wentlian condor snake.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He said in a stopped up voice from the visibly large booger in his nose

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

God that's too accurate and too vivid.