this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2023
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doctors say it’s terminal

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That joke is awfully plane

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I think thats the yoke.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

There was some turbulence on delivery

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I think we let this thread runway too far.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I had the same problem, and I tried an experimental drug pilot. The doctor explained the attendant risks in crewed terms, but I suspect I'm in the placebo control...tower.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That's a first class joke. I could use a coach like you to help me keep people in their seats and not heading towards the emergency exits!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I tell people about linux, I use arch btw, the terminal is very powerful.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm flying tomorrow, gonna drop this one on the family for sure!