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Meme transcription: Anakin & Padme

[Panel 1] Anakin tries selects “Update and shut down” from the Windows start menu.

[Panel 2] Padme, labeled as “Windows”, cheerily says: ”You mean ‘Update and restart’, right?”

[Panel 3] Anakin takes an annoyed look.

[Panel 4] Padme, still cheery, says “I’ll just ‘Update and Restart’.”

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My favorite is when I shut it down and then it reboots into Ubuntu bc that's my default in grub

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

me who uses rEFInd which remembers the last OS chosen and defaults to that: I don't have such weaknesses

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Grub also has this feature lmao

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago

God I hate when meme formats are completely misused.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I can't stand how windows updates are so intrusive. Sometimes I'll leave my computer on running a task overnight and Windows will just say "Oh fuck you, I restarted halfway through the night, and then your computer sat idle for 3 hours". And, btw, I have updates "suspended"

I'm like everyone else here, I run Linux for most of my stuff, but Windows is on one last box, and it's just so aggravating now

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How do you know if someone uses Linux?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hi, I'm a vegan Linux user, do know want to know why you're wrong about everything?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I mean, they're complaining about something in Windows. So without the disclaimer they're guaranteed 20 comments saying to just use Linux.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

My experience is Windows starting updates during the night, getting stuck on bitlocker, so fans are yelling at 100 until I can login

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"I'm like everyone else here, I run Linux..."

Erm, did you just assume my OS?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am so satisfied with my Windows Amliorated version because it will never have Microsoft updates ever again, only through playbooks. Every bad thing is removed. I just love it and ots the first time I actually feel comfortable and not betrayed. I feel like the OS is mine and not an entity with its own desire and magic.

But of course I use Arch linux btw. Only using Windows for VR gaming

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Windows just does whatever the fuck it likes really

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sometimes it goes to sleep. Sometimes it just turns off the monitor. Sometimes it just wakes itself up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Sometimes it updates itself and deletes all your user data 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One thing I give Linux credit for is how it handles updates. Like, yeah, Linux doesn't force updates, that we all know, but I like how at least in the GNOME desktop, there is no "Update and action" button, there is only the shutdown and restart buttons, where if I am to press either, the system will ask me if I want to install updates or not with a nice box to tick the option. Nowhere near as cluttered as it is in the picture.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

On most distros you don't need to restart to update. Mint will just put an icon on the taskbar when updates are ready, and you can even tell it to just do it in the background. No restarts or shutdown warnings.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't kernel updates need a restart?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Yeah but no work has to be done during the restart, it's just booting into the new kernel.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Usually yes, but you'll never be forced or even nagged to restart. You could keep your computer going for months on the same kernel until you decide that it's time to reboot, at which point your computer will boot with the new kernel.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (11 children)

I’ve been looking at mint but I’ve been using windows all my life. I’m worried about the steep learning curve and terminal “language”

Would a noob like me survive on linux for gaming?

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So the reason it does this is Windows update requires a reboot. So it installs the patch, reboots AND THEN shuts down. If your missing the final shut down it's becuase something is preventing it or you started using it again.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (5 children)

It has never done so for me. Just restarts and sits on the login screen.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I swear that these image transcriptions are going to be used to train AI.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

How is that bad?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Never post a windows meme on lemmy. Grave mistake. I use nixos btw

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I couldn’t find a Windows meme community (interesting), so I thought, an anti-Windows meme is kind of a Linux meme.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i use gentoo btw, you still need to learn. You are not a real linux user if your kernel is not compiling for 3 hours.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

God I thought it was only my PC that did that lol.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The confusing mess that is Windows update feels like the result of a large corporation of many people that are pulling in different directions while they attempt to meet the requirements of users that are completely ignorant and apathetic.

I don't understand why I need to choose 'restart and update'. Why can't this be achieved from shutting down? It's programmed as if shutting down means I'm never coming back to the machine again. Shutdown is the wrong word, it should say Decommission.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Ngl this is a weird question. It’s like asking “why would I ever need to choose 'restart', why can’t the same be achieved by shutting down?”

You really can’t think of a use case for updating and restarting your computer instead of just shutting it down? Remote sessions? Power button in an inconvenient location? The desire to not need yet another input to get what you wanted?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Literally does what's on the tin for me.
Updated, restarted to finish it and shut down completely after that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

For me it works sometimes, sometimes it doesn’t.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

My reboot button wipes the BIOS.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I literally just had this happen a couple days ago. I dual boot with Linux Mint and I generally don't go into windows except for specific use cases. So sometimes it can be a while between boots for windows on my system.

I had to use a windows only program, but it was a quick 5 minute thing. Finished my task, shut it down and I get the update prompt. Fine windows, update and shutdown. Of course it reboots, but it defaults into Mint and I'm confused for a minute why my PC is still on when I come back.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had Windows in sleep mode one time and it woke the computer up at 3 AM (found out by looking at Event Viewer) to do updates.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The most infuriating thing is that they label that as a feature. Sure, I want to get woken up in the middle of the night because some MS douche decides my laptop needed updates.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My shutdown button always just reboots. Doesn't matter if there's an update or not. Like, after a fresh install, it might shutdown correctly once...

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This isn't update related but when I inserted an SD card into a laptop running Windows it blue screened. Yeah that's right, the OS crashed due to a fucking SD card.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Literally fucking happening to me now. Fuck my company for pushing updates on Friday

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