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despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

The beta cuck leftists don't want you to know about these sources of alpha particles

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not sure what the definition of "aura" is, but there's also magnets.

Well, and every rock exerts gravity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

All rocks are magical if you're looking at in in a certain context.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some "spiritual healing" bracelets contain real radioactive dust 😊

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Kyle Hill has entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doesn't one of the cobalt numbers have the most potent aura? I think I remember a Mythbusters episode where they were making irradiated bugs with cobalt.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Likely alpha radiation which is indeed the most potent and dangerous in open air and short distances, but greatly diminished by a sheet of paper of office grade density.