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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Aww don't be hard on yourself. You are a lemmy shit posting mod. You have any idea how many people your age have that honor?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

You're right, I don't know what I was thinking.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I salute OP for their work

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Comparing yourself to others is a great way to feel miserable.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, but I'll probably do it at least two more times before the day is over.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm always tearing myself down.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then we're one and the same lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

who are you and how have you so perfectly summarized me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Transporter accident.

How's your liver holding up?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I don't have one anymore cuz SOMEONE stole it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Everyone else compares me to everyone else. To not do so would be naïve.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My hobby is starting new hobbies not getting good at them 😔

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, when I start something, and midway realize it is hard to make, by then I'll find new thing to start

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah there's like an awkward spot I get to where I'm relatively competent but then I realize the next step is actually difficult. Then I'll struggle a bit until I get bored and move on. Every damn time. It happens in video games too. I crap out towards the end of games more often than I finish them. It's like something switches off in my brain the second I feel like I know what I'm doing and it immediately becomes too boring 🙄

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just wait until you have a dentist that's younger than you. I'm only in my mid 30s but got one fresh out of dentistry school. That's the moment you officially feel like a useless fossil.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I know this isn't in the spirit of things, but, If you go through life comparing yourself to others, there's always going to be someone more practised at something who possibly had more privileges and therefore came out ahead of you.

But really we shouldn't be measuring ourselves in how much $ we produce, that's a made up thing, anyway and we are worth more than how many $ we can make someone else. And we're pretty much all stuck in that oppressive system. And part of being stuck in that oppressive system is brain washing you into believing your value is tied up in how much you generate. But even on a basic level we actually know that's not true. You don't treat disabled people like they're worthless, but their earning capacity in a society built around able bodied people, isn't equal.

You are a deep, rich, and complex, electrically animated meat puppet, and you have vast worth, you have just been trained not to see it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Think of all the folks younger than you that are healthier than you, better looking than you, wealthier, and more accomplished than you.

At some point it just doesn’t matter and thinking about it doesn’t benefit you in any conceivable way.

All you can do is focus on yourself and leverage your strong points. That’s all you can do and it’s all that matters.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The older you get the more this will hurt.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

And we start seeing much younger people doing everything we tried and failed... Oh, how it hurts.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How about rich and talented?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...and in a loving and committed relationship with a compatible mate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Without putting much effort from their side

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And mom next to you said "why can't you be like him/her?" /j

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it just me or does that creamer(?) seem a little to thick?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I think it's foamy milk for a latte

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Not in my book, and I don't even write books.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Talented people piss me off

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

In my age people who still work hard are worse. Busting their asses beyond call of duty to make other people money, in a project nobody remembers afterwards, or even gives anyone any credit.

Makes me tired just looking at it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I recently found out an old buddy is a famous YouTuber with 5 million followers.

My kids were watching him, and I said "that's weird, we used to hang out in high school!" Their minds were blown. He's gotta be rolling in the big bucks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That would be so surreal.

[–] AttackPanda 1 points 1 year ago

Watching the Olympics when I was a 16yo and realizing that some of the people competing were my age while I was watching and eating Doritos really put me in a mood.