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[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Public library jerseys will go through the roof!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck that is gold. We need jerseys for public libraries. It doesn't matter if it makes no sense. It is nearly better if it makes no sense.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The idea of branch rivalries intrigues me greatly

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

“Our branch banned 37 trans books this season!”

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, these are Librarians. They tend to be against book bannings.

"My branch has 5x the circulation as your branch."

"Well mine had more story times! We are building up our client base."

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This would be Texas, they would have private libraries, they would name them TRUTHberies, and their logos would all be blatantly racist and vaguely homoerotic.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Real Men Ride Bareback at Loving County TRUTHbrary"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

the horse on the logo is inexplicably drawn with blackface

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Bareback Mountain County Truthbrary

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

What would the mascots be? We need Last Week Tonight and Japan on this question! I guarantee they can shit out enough book/library themed mascots we won't need to reuse even one!

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago

Tax the rich, especially media companies, and fund libraries.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Please lets not bring TS here. FFS every single news is about her! She doesn't seem like a bad.person and I can't stand looking at her anymore

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (11 children)

She doesn't seem like a bad person

I would just like to point out that she's almost a billionaire, in order to spread awareness.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (12 children)

And whose music career was nearly exclusively the product of nepotism through her multimillionaire music executive father.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

This is true, and apparently she had a spat with New Jersey(? I may have the wrong east coast state), as she bought a house thinking it had a private beach, when it was a public beach, but that's the worst thing I've heard her do. IIRC she ended up apologizing for the misunderstanding.

I'll admit I know next to nothing about her. She seems to be doing better than most at not having dragon sickness cause her to turn into a shitty person though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Nooo! She just wanted to rerelease all of her old music with gimmicks so that she could get HER versions out there!" /s

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Translated: "Now that the innately talentless Swift has all the time and resources in the world to be trained how to write music, a decade into her career, she is rewriting all of her hits that were written by professional songwriters."

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree, typescript is way overrated

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I was scared to bring this up. Thank you! Hero.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Straight up

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why was it his game? He playing alone?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think that's the foosball player she's dating, but don't quote me. I don't watch sportsball

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He doesn't play foosball silly

He plays foccer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

As I said, I don't pay attention to sportsball

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"There's an AI for that." 😅

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I initially read "photoshop" instead of "photograph." I guess my brain thought that was a more likely title/occurrence

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Who cares, if I wanted celebrity drivel I'd use Instagram.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How do you not understand that this is about libraries, not celebrities?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone post a photograph of this guy in a library.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

But.. . that is... that was literally the point of the post? You're just redoing the post in a more bitter and angry way.

Like idk what app you should be using, but maybe this isn't the one either. Chill.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No no no. Wait until after she gets the younger generations to vote the monsters out!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Getting them to read will help with that too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Travis Kelce is some kinda fine though for real

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (14 children)

When did she become so famous? Why do people care?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Hello fellow old person, welcome to old age. Please feel free to shake your fist and mutter at things as often as you like.

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