this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Image Transcription:


[An image depicting one thousand and twenty-four light blue 13.7 ounce cans of 'Heinz Beanz' brand baked beans in tomato sauce arranged in a thirty-two by thirty-two rectangle on a white background. The image quality makes the words on the can impossible to make out and very blurry.]


^I'm a human volunteer transcribing posts in a format compatible with screen readers, for blind and visually impaired users!^

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Thanks, visiting this post 10 months later with no image, the post made no sense.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's been beans for days, what did I miss? How did we start this?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We didn't start the beaning. It's been always streaming since we've been being.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pinto, Chick pea, Cannelloni, Lima bean
Kidney, Lentil, Red, Pink, White, Brown, Green bean
Fava bean, Soy Bean, Mung Bean, Navy Bean
Fayot, Spanish Tolon-a-sa

Great Northern, Borlotti, Split Yellow (also Green)
Anasazi, Butter Beans, Marrot, Moth Pigeon Pea

LUPINI! BENGALI! IT'S BEANS ALL DAY ON LEMMY!

... We didn’t start the beaning. It’s been always streaming since we’ve been being.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You did a better job than Fall Out Boy, so congrats.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is where it ends right?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave... of beans. So now, less than five hours later, you can sort by hot in Lemmy and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high sauce mark — that place where the beans finally broke, and rolled back.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s bean fun.

Though, I have seen a couple get 2k+ so maybe not yet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Alright yeah maybe this is where it ends

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

google en passant

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this is turning into reddit again

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eh, I'm ok with this for now. The higher this can go is ever more a testament to lemmy's growth.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

the most upvoted post of all time is literally just a can of beans

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It’s still possible!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Number of beans*

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

64 kilobeans

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Impressed! I really didn’t think we’d get past 512

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Fuck yes I like where this is going

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Where is the new bean post?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Thank you. Judging by the upvotes sadly it seems like I would not be able to make the same comment on the linked post.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

1024 upvotes for you friend

[–] Jarvis2323 4 points 1 year ago

Sitting at 1022. I regret that I only have one vote to give

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I dunno man, have you thought maybe the world doesn't deserve that many beans?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Spawn more beanssssss.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I do love counting in binary!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Holy fuck what an achievement

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The people have spoken. Give us what we need!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

double EET!!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Will you eat them?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It’s beans all the way down.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] kubijoe 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Why it's so difficult?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Holy ~~rice~~ BEAN

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I put it at 440.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

STOP! ✋

never stop

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

GIVE ME ALL THE BEANS

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Grampa grampa! Tell us the story of Lemmy again. Pleaseee.

"Beans ... Beans everywhere..."

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