I have seen people stand up to give a speech and start with "Fat Penguin," allow the pregnant pause, then "just wanted to break the ice"
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I have crippling social anxiety but having read this comment, I've never wanted to give a speech more in my life.
Hi, I’m Grandstoat. I know very little about polar bears.