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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I think it is more than that, the shower is a proper refuge where external stimuli is severely limited. Sounds are limited by the running water, temperature is controlled by the water, visuals are limited, and no one is generally barging in.

When I was studying math at University I had a remarkable number of eureka moments in the shower where suddenly infinity made sense. Smart phones didn't really exist then but showers still held power as a great place to think

[–] kubijoe 32 points 1 year ago

Psilocybin and a sensory deprivation tank is all you need to eureka yourself up all the way until infinity is the only think that makes sense at all.

Not financial advise.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This dude literally understood infinity in the shower... Image

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Currently reading this in the shower...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

One of those bags to keep your phone dry?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Most phones made now it seems are rated for being able to go underwater. I wouldn't go swimming with mine or anything, but it often gets wet and it's fine. The touchscreen doesn't really work when wet, because it thinks it's being touched all over. That's the only part that needs to stay dry to operate in the shower.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Have to deeply self censor my comment...

guys.. you are scaring me. No faith for humanity if you guys cant put down your collar for even 10 minutes in the shower......

Zombies

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I don't understand the people who say that they use their phones in the shower. I can't even change songs on my phone if it gets water on it because the touch screen gets buggy. Also, what do you even do on your phone in the shower? It's not a hands-off activity.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I usually listen to a podcast in the shower - bought a cheap shower phone holder on Amazon. Sometimes I browse ~~~reddit~~~ Lemmy in the shower - phone is just held in front of me a bit to keep it out of the water, works fine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ah, another person of culture. Podcast showers are great!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I hold my phone in one hand, out of the stream of water, and browse ~~Reddit~~Lemmy, Twitter, YouTube, whatever I feel like browsing. During this time, I'm not cleaning myself, I'm just standing, enjoying the hot water, and reading whatever I'm reading.

With that said, I've stopped doing this because it's a huge waste of water and money.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

why not take a bath? you won't waste as much water as a fully running shower.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

This depends on how big the bath is and how long you stay under the shower!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I find a bath less refreshing and also more likely to make me sweat and feel uncomfortably warm. I can take a pretty hot shower and still not have those problems.

I basically solved it by no longer taking my phone into the shower.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I sometimes listen to music or watch videos in the shower. I double-bag it in clear plastic bags, and then put it in a safe location. When I change songs or videos, I‌ can interact with the screen like normal. Maybe it's just my phone or the plastic bags I use--maybe both?

I use something like below, minus the ziplock:

a pile of clear poly plastic bags

I suppose there are actual products meant for making phones more waterproof in these situations, but I didn't bother looking for those.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Watching videos isn't that weird. I tend to try to rush showers and wouldn't be able to watch my phone while doing 90% of my washing, but it's not that crazy. I've always used a Bluetooth speaker for listening to music in the shower. It's much easier and doesn't require me touching my phone.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There definitely are. We use them when we go kayaking. Check camping supply places.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Thanks for this tip. I'll keep this in mind the next time I'd literally touch grass (like a camping trip or sth), lol!

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The shower is where I secretly watch porn in a house of 6 people. Let the water running and start beat my meat with hot water running at my beck.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you I read r/showerthoughts in the shower

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Until I get my waterproof VR headset

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sir, please get out of the pool and go back to your room.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can finally have realistic drowning mechanics

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You better hope for a waterproof VR brain interface because otherwise you'll never get your hair washed.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have deep conversations with Google Assistant in the shower all the time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What does Google assistant do, am I missing out?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Google assistant is like Siri, Alexa, Bixby or Cortana. A AI assistant, Google includes it in almost every smartphone in some way, that they have control of.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Nope, people use phone in the shower all the time. It’s simply a place of quiet privacy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I bring mine in shower to play music.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I use my phonein the shower all the time, I watch tv or read things online, who are these people just standing in the shower, not watching tv lol.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man, I can't even imagine wanting to bring my phone into the shower. "Just standing" there, alone with my thoughts, hot water relaxing muscles... Nothing needs me, I need nothing, the world is on hold until further notice. It's meditative: Everything ceases mattering, ceases even existing - to resume later, of course, but in the meantime, perfect, relaxed, complete solitude. It's perfect as it is. Music or videos or reading would ruin it. That's all outside stuff, the outside should not exist.

It never even occurred to me that people would bring phones into the shower to actually do things. Never even imagined that that was a thing. Learn something new every day.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"Just standing" there, alone with my thoughts" yeah that's the reason I have my phone in with me, usually with whatever show I'm watching at the time, being alone with my thoughts isn't a good thing for me, I need something to focus on so I don't have a stream of consciousness filling up my head.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In the shower rn shopping for boxers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They're very good and loyal companions - oh you meant underwear

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've used my smartphone in the shower a handful of times already, but I usually take steps to double bag it (put it in a clear plastic bag upside down first, fold the excess, then put it in another clear plastic bag the right way up this time). I also just let it play music/video so that I can listen/watch while I shower.

It feels like a luxury to me when I do that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And how many shower thoughts have you had since?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i have used all of mine in the shower for the last 10 years or longer. i keep a dry towel where i can reach it to dry my hands if i want to switch hands, or the screen if it gets splashed.

i even bring my ebook reader in here from time to time.

just dont hold them in the water and they are fine.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you had a shower thought in that time?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The way my brain works, I can have "shower thoughts" while in the middle of posting a short comment. Lack of external stimuli simply increases the noise up there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I don't use the phone in the bathroom. I just let my third eye open and find new ideas, fixes to my problems for the day. I can't imagine being on that state of mind longer tho, because the mind tend to wonder in dark places that forcefully resurface painful memories that lingers all day. Kinda a bummer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

not if you're taking a bath tho

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I must say I use the phone a lot in the shower. I get bored really easily and I constantly need something to interest me. I watch youtube mostly. Stuff I dont need to touch the phone constantly cos wet finger doesnt work with the capacitive screen.

And for porn.

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