Tried eating a piano once but it tasted a bit sharp

Nothing ethical about it. It asks for things you "can" eat, not things that you "would" eat. Luckily there are no pictures of people.

"can" is only a matter of attitude and determination

Love me some Panda Express

It says "can", not "should"

We're getting closer and closer to "You're in a desert, walking along when you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?"

Missed opportunity for joke about eating pussy, although that term is probably what would cause the algorithm to do this to begin with

Had it ask me to pick animals - and there were pictures of chicken wings in there lol

This legitimately told me I was wrong after I clicked all the burgers

You wouldn't eat a piano

Even more of a dilemma if you’re veggie

I got this prompt recently and it accepted my answer when I included the panda.

So everything but the piano. Even then, it’s more of a “don’t tell me what I can’t do” type attitude.

YeH fair. I could eat a cat or panda, depending on how desperate I am.

This gets considerably more confusing after watching a few episodes of "Is It Cake?"

I just had the same fucking one and that's what I thought.

Panda Express.

Now with real Panda.

Just eat your phone

Are those all AI generated images? They seem wonky.

Gee, imagine if we trained our upcoming AI overlords that you can eat pianos and pandas, but not hamburgers, lol.

apex predator intensifies

I had one of these earlier today which included a horse. Due to the horse meat scandal in the UK I have most likely unwittingly eaten many horses.

Piano obviously

I heard of a man eating a whole table once, chip by chip. A piano isn't off the table for those who are brave enough