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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

1000% look. Not even a question. Can you imagine how dope it would be if Jar Jar in the movies had a deep ass voice? Like shit, imagine if he was voiced by Samuel L Jackson or some shit. He would be chill as fuck. I'd want to smoke some weed with that funny looking guy. People who pick voice want to hide from this life changing experience, but bro you gotta own it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah a regular person talking like jar jar is just cringe.

A living jar jar with a regular voice is at least interesting and will garner a lot of attention.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lets see.. do i want to look normal but talk like i have an iq of 4.

Or do i want a super athletic cool alien body that we only associate with negativity because of the personality linked to it?

Just talk and dress better then his usual look and this is an absolute win.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And you could probably become, like, better than Michael Phelps. I don't think humans can compete against an aquatic species.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Option 1: be ugly af but talk normal.

Option 2: be ugly af and talk like complete fool.

Tough choice...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I can just be mute

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Sound And then learn sign language + immediately do whatever is necessary to my throat to prevent it from ever being able to form another sound, since you said nothing about that

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think I could figure out how to get by looking like him, he's... humanoid enough

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This is actually a really tough choice imo. I think I'd like to ~~have his body~~ look like him but if I this was a real IRL choice I'd choose to talk like him probably

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Do you know how many people are horny for jar jar. To feel that long tongue slithering about inside them. Of course I'm going to take jar jar's body. And then take voice training lessons to talk like him.

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