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I'm at true neutral.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Lawful neutral. I use a laptop instead of a desktop so I have no choice. I would get a second monitor but it would things very cramped.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Single monitor setup coming through. 🫠

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Chaotic Neutral. Sounds about right.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I guess I'm neutral evil? I call shenanigans.

[–] computertoucher5000 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Chaotic neutral on my work desk, lawful good on the gaming desk. Priorities.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Did no one notice the Linus meme face taking place of the Winblows flag?

[–] angelorohit 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm lawful neutral at the office, and true neutral at home!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I'm lawful neutral but I never look at my laptop screen when it's hooked up to the external monitor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

True neutral right now, but since I'm already here, does anyone know if curved monitor is viable as a secondary display? I already have the monitor around, but since it's not rotatable I can't really try this setup for myself.

It'd be 27' 1440p flat horizontally (main) and 24' 1080p curved vertically next to it.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Neutral good originally, but I find lawful evil to be faaaaarrr better. Tilting my head up or down for extended periods feels a lot better than turning left or right

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I have chaotic good

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

At home: Chaotic good but with three monitors that are all different sizes

At work: Two monitors side by side, and then one above them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

The wallpaper

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

This just seems random, but then I remember the 24 bad guys in Evil CTU using vertical monitors, so maybe there’s something in it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What is neutral good called when the user keeps a large space between the monitors? That's pretty much all of my coworkers, and it drives me nuts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

That's called "my buttons are on the backside of the monitor"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Chaotic good alignment upsets my OCD the most

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I love the Linus looking through the window background! I'm surprised no one else has mentioned it yet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

i have chaotic neutral right now -- would it be insane to have the middle monitor be vertical then the side be horizontal? i usually use the horizontal for videos or sports but that makes more sense off to the side, then vertical is great for scrolling

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I guess I'm lawful neutral good since I have two similarly sized screens plus the laptop screen. Just can't let screen real estate go to waste!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Used to be a chaotic neutral, but realised that a full screen video doesn't work well with a display in portrait orientation (and even if I have a laptop below, it's too small). Neutral good right now with two 27"s; might add a 34" later on.

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