Word got out about the amazing and intuitive UI, and the ease with which you can find and subscribe to your interests. Personally, I’m never going back to AOL.

I can't tell if this is a serious question or not, but it's pretty complicated to fully explain. The short of the long of it is that now that MySpace has started to use retina verification for their 2FA, people are upset that it's an invasion of privacy due to the reflective nature of human ball eyes. Since Lemmy only requires a password for mod accounts, it's an easier platform for people to use to share embedded auto play music and glittery gifs. I don't think it'll last though, word on the street is that Digg is going to be removing all authentication methods soon, so I expect a majority of the userbase will move there

elon is going to buy lemmy

Personally, I came here for the ads

Investigators say it is due to a large network of alien ships outfitted with technology far surpassing our current level that NASA confirmed entered the Solar System in 1994. In 2023 these ships entered Low-Earth Orbit and began to enter the atmosphere. Videos circulating all over social media claim that the alien ships expelled a gray material into the sky, later confirmed by air quality specialists to be nanoscale bots designed specifically to phase through the skull layer into the human brain, presumably as a form of mind control.

For reasons beyond human comprehension, these nanobots made changes to the human brain's neuronal topology to then artificially introduce an urge to check out Lemmy. It is also suspected that these alien ships may have also performed mind control operations on Reddit's high-ranking employees to induce these controversial API changes to further drive traffic to Lemmy and most importantly, save on nanobots.

We assume that these alien ships would have to spend hundreds of thousands of years in interstellar space to return to their homeworld to pick up more, so it would be reasonable that they would take measures to minimize their nanobot usage.

Communism. Americans decided they would fight KKK and Nazism with the same vigor and discovered that communism was way better.

It was me

somone is testing the new chat-gtp version and seeing if they could fool everyone.

When Lemmy Kravitz said "it's Lemmy Time" and Lemmied all over those guys.

Actually I discovered that it's the illuminati activating a temporal imbalance, causing the same 72 hours to repeat itself until

Lemmings have become the most popular animal on the planet, all the new users are confused as to what a lemming is.

Reddit is too nice to look at.

Roger Clark's questionable marketing strategy is paying off

Aliens

I heard some strange advertisements at the theatre before the Top Gun movie: They were saying something like

ymmel nioj?

People FINALLY realized the unethical behaviour of all major corporations and joined lemmy as a signal of the incoming revolution...

ChatGPT decided to name itself Lemmy and asked people to join it in protesting API changes. But it was talking about the 'Anti Personnel Incendiary' system that was being removed because ChatGPT really shouldn't be controlling weapons systems.

Instinctive migration.

People started to hate the new Digg layout and spilled over to Lemmy.

haven't you heard? there's a virus called COVID that's causing lockdowns.

The transdusing trinometer was incorrectly orientated resulting in a near waveform collapse. Of course, this resulted in micro collisions in the electrophase limiter. Resulting in the redirection of significant portions of the redditoids to lemmy.

We were all going to reddit, when a Blocker Lemming was placed in front of us. One Basher and an Umbrella later, we all ended up here.

Because I feel like Reddit is to good for me.

Free tacos

Always loved Lemmy...

We came to lemmy after reddit become nice and started letting people use there api without playing. Reddit even open sourced there code as a bonus! We didn't like reddit being nice so we switched to lemmy. Lemmy is much better because its close source and full of spyware. Lemmy makes people pay 100 dollars for every api request. Us Lemmings love are spyware, bloatware, adware, malware, and virus all in one fun packet!

Cordyceps outbreak

A new algorithm was entered into our mainframe to help persuade us all to join a new website. In the control universe, life is going on as normal.

It's because of the beautiful Pig Latin translation - Emmylay. That's brought in a few thousand on its own.

The Mandela Effect

Free sandwiches when you join

King Julien

I thought it's a platform for Motörhead fans

Plumber mixed up the intertubes.

People were searching for the game "Lemmings" and accidentally ended up here.

The name Lemmy is seeing a revival for newborns. As parents look up the name and its meaning, they find lemmy instances and end up going down the rabbit hole.

Reddit is making too many good decisions right now.

lemmy is justin trudeau's first open source project and we all wanted to cheer him up so we joined

hold on, lemmy think about it first...

Motörhead reunited and is doing a reunion tour. Fans are confusing Lemmy with Lemmy.

Life gave us Lemmy's so we got to squeeze Lemmy back in life's eyeball and say "I don't want your damn reddit!"

3:2 BlackJack, and comped high end hookers!