The ability to inflict my suicidal depression, sans the medication or benefits of years of therapy, into the minds of anyone I hate.
this post was submitted on 25 May 2025
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Every time you use this power, it costs you one level on the hierarchy of choices for your next reincarnation.
Is not reincarnating an option?
With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
As someone who can command the end of other people's lives on a whim, you also qualify. Snapping your fingers ends your life too.
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The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words "hoodoo moogoo"
You got a sore throat all the time so it really hurts to say it
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I can shapeshift.
Into Ron Jeremy.
Thanks this one could be useful.
But only into a starfish
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I can play the kazoo really well, like Hendrix level kazoo playing.
You look and sound like the 'you on kazoo' kid for the rest of your life. Even at 80 years old, everyone thinks you're a 9 year old.
There was a cowboy bebop episode kinda like this. Sympathy for the devil I think
He played harmonica, a paltry instrument when compared to the majesty of the kazoo. Good episode, though.
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