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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (42 children)

The human body has 7 holes

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (5 children)

50 cent had 12 briefly.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fewer when part of a human centipede.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

I would argue that being part of a centipede doesn't reduce the number of holes, it just creates a more scenic route to the outside.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Everyone's?

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago

Are you interested in a career in HR? Because I have a large staff which needs to be managed

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

All y'all are some vanilla prudes, missing out on the lacrimal ducts.

11 hole action or GTFO.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

1000001565

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Build of you to assume I have human anatomy.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

So... Mouth, nose... Does nose count as one or two? And the ears... Wait, thats already too many. How does she have only three?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Definitely don't count pores!

Or, apparently, put her near a lamp.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

How many positions are available?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Im pretty sure the human body has more than three holes

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Yeah but this is why we don't ask freaky-ass topologists to define humans.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (19 children)

We've got 7! Four in the eyes, two in the nose, and one digestive! The rest are just topological cavities. Oh and extras for every piercing you have.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

It said so in the Help Wanted ad you placed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

"Wow, three whole openings!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

That is an unusually low number, but I'm certain we can work something out.

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