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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

It is exactly one half of two meters.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

3 feet + a snickers bar

Or if I feel the need to be rude toward a man: 3 feet + your penis

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Just about half as twice as much.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Depends on how much money you put in.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Try to piss as far as you can. Now you know how long a meter is.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

About the size of a giant sea turtle.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The overall length of an M16A4

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I didn't even know what a M16A4 is. Some US unit, right?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Yes, with the official M16A4 unit being defined as 1/100th the length between the goal lines of an American Football field.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

It is a very US unit, yes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

You did ask for weird

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M16_rifle

39.37 in (1,000 mm) (M16A4)

I didn't know until today that it was exactly one meter long, though.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only weird answers?

The truth itself is weird: The meter is defined as the distance that light travels in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The problem is that the meter is originally defined in terms of the size of the earth, which is in no way related to the speed of light.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

if the meter is dramatic, could be 5 feet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

A bit shorter than a (parking) meter.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Enough thread for 10 to 15 stitches.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It takes 20s for falling cherry blossom petal to travel.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Gas meter or water meter?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

The carpet I'm standing on. No, I'm not giving you any pictures.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

bit ~~more~~ less than 6 wang lengths.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I think we can agree there are large and short meters. So everyone is right.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

approximately 1.06 × 10⁻⁷ nanolightyears

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