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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (3 children)

They always complained about the budget of the SG program, but half of it was C4.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I do not understand why everything in this program must inevitably explode.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you don't use up your c4 budget every year then they won't give you as much next year.

/taps head

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

They’re only taping their head to try and stop the ringing in their ears.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

or naquada-enhanced and naquadria warheads, in the early days they used alot of claymores.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Hey if it works, it works.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

the forbidden butter

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

It's a "blast door"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Kinda feels like he should be smiling for both, just differently.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Shouldn't he be serious for the serious putty and silly for the silly putty?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Three fries short of a happy meal!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And cuckoo for Coco Putty?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I prefer coco jambo

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Silly putty is much more stable than C4. You can't make the silly putty explode even if you explode it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

That putty don't play

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Good ol' Stargate problem solver.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

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