this post was submitted on 18 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 78 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Not a good day to sort by new

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ummm what better day could there possibly be

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Well it just happens to be International Foreskin day, which is pretty special because it only comes around every fore years.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Don't worry, it's pretty high on /all now. :^)

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Snacks? I can barely fit my chewing tobacco in there while I shower. You must be packing some serious heat

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

One, then the other

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Ew, chewing tobacco? I thought that's were everyone stored their cottage cheese.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You should never apologise for a masterpiece

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

Finally someone who gets me

[–] tatterdemalion 18 points 3 days ago

More like fiveskin am I right?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Where's that one picture of an anon who fits an ENTIRE apple in his foreskin?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

so many pictures I wish I had saved

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Excuse me what the fuck.

Are you the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk and are the popcorns made for Jack?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

What happened to the last 429?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I'm circumcised but still have enough skin to stuff a snickers in there 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

The foreskin is in the front. What you’re doing is stuffing that snickers in your churro cutter.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

That's abnormal. Has a doctor seen it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

We talkin hard or soft?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Are we talking fun size, regular, or the jumbo snicker?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

That's when kinky theater with seat belts to strap people down

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

if you putit in unpopped it'll pop from the heat of your piss