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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Kid Rock looks like the kind of person who knows exactly how many catalytic converters buy a kilogram of meth.

[–] [email protected] 155 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Always a double standard with this scum.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition …There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”

-Frank Wilhoit

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There it is! Always trust an American to put it better & in fewer words than I can. No snark.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I love snark, though.

[–] [email protected] 119 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I find all these people disgusting — but Kid Rock... I can't even express how much I despise this talentless moron.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago

Lol I read that as "taintless moron" and it had me actually laughing out loud.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Oh come on he isn't talentless, who else can possibly "write" a song about enjoying another, more notable song during a season (and "sample" that song so thoroughly in it that it's basically just a shitty cover)?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Have we all forgotten the sublime lyrical experience that is Bawitdaba? How can you hear

"Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"

and not soar upon the wings of angels?! Shakespeare would weep with jealousy!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

His acting in Joe Dirt is so bad, which is funny because he is just playing himself with a different name.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

He plays a rich kid from detroit who acts like he grew up poor because it plays better with his racist audience?

I honestly dont remember its been forever since i watched that movie

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Aka not acting

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Yes, sry, he has a lot of MAGA talent. I'm sure he'll even "write" a song soon, inspired by the Tetris tune, praising Drump in all his incomprehensible greatness.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Lol. I fucking love this. What an asshat.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

At the end of the day kid rock won't be affected by this at all but the hard working kitchen people won't get a paycheck.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 21 hours ago

Yeah, Kid Rock was born into money.

[–] madame_gaymes 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

His hat does also look like a buttcrack. A gaping one, at that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

its to hide his liqour that has ruined his hair.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

you want a "wah burger" and some "french cries" with that, kid rock?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

Was the wine list mostly Trump wine?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I believe that should be "Freedom Cries".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

Vastly underrated comment.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago

He doesnt care.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

You know, Dwayne Johnson's son

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

That took me a minute. I was like "holy shit, they're related?? No fucking way"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

This kid whose brain is a rock.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Some restaurant owner who wears gaudy track suits.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Clarification, he doesn't own the restaurant, he just licenses his name to it.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Why would anyone eat at a restaurant called Robert James Ritchie's overpriced middling fare?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Further clarification:

Clarification, he doesn't own the restaurant, he just licenses his stage name to it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Amazing again just how well The Simpsons and real life align once again

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He should have worn a suit to that meeting, and said "thank you".

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

He bought a suit. You seen it. Now it's covered in mud. This town doesn't have a one hour cleaner so he had to buy a new suit, except the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu. Got that? The whole store got the flu so he had to get that in a second hand store. So it's either wear the leather jacket which he knows you hate, or that. So he wore that ridiculous thing for you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Why am I not surprised.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Leopards are your face, bud..