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[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 year ago (3 children)

any modern compiler or ide will notice this and warn you.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

Same, I thought this is gotta be a problem for someone who uses notepad as their main editor.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

If you are coding on vim you use a language server 😝

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

vim is not an ide i believe. but an lsp will notice

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, it will tell you that it existed a semicolon... 😁

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Any remotely capable IDE will immediately show you what, and where, the problem is.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it would still be confusing why all semicolons are highlighted

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

VSCode has a special case for this

[–] etler 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That means that detection was added explicitly because this prank was done enough that it was worth it to add.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

We do a little trolling

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Something similar happened to me a while back. I was copying some code from a Mac to a remote Linux host. For some reason the Mac was using a thing called an “en dash” which is slightly longer than a regular hyphen - and was really fucking frustrating to figure out.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't know why I'm here commenting about this, but I love type, so:

Hyphen (-): the short one, used for hyphenated words. fire-eaters. Close-up.

en-dash (–): slightly longer, traditionally the length of a lowercase"n" in the typeface. Used between for things like a timeframe. 10–11:30, August–October

em-dash (—): the longest of the three, and the length of a lowercase "m". Used as a punctuation mark to denote a side comment or to abruptly cut off a sentence. "It's a great punctuation mark—in fact I overuse it—but it's still useful." "Hey where are you going with that giant—"

I didn't bother to double check the definitions, so there might be more specific rules, but these are my rules of thumb.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ah this is nice!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Thank you. I have learned something new today!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Some mac apps have some quirks, the default note app was probably not meant for pasting code in, but when you do it changes the quotes and makes them all fancy. Drives me up the wall and there's nobody to blame but me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Let’s dig him up and put him on trial. If it’s good enough for the pope, it’s good enough for him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I was looking for this. Some text from webpages end up pasting that way too, even on non-mac systems, and it is utterly infuriating. Nothing I hate more than having to paste something into notepad++ so I can fix all the stupid quotes from some online tutorial that is giving you things to paste into a command prompt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, my favorite character. I abuse the hell out of the em-dash.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I knew a guy who used the Unicode character for a space in his password. He figured if anyone ever saw his password they'd think it was a space and still not be able to use it. It's silly, but it was a fun thing to learn about him.

[–] bc001 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which character. Does it need Combination of keys or a Single key.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A combination of keys. I don't remember the code anymore.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Alt-255 was the old-school method.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I use alt 0160 for a non-line breaking space.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's pretty neat, but also means he will never be able to log into things on mobile

[–] elint 4 points 1 year ago

Bitwarden has no problem filling passwords containing unicode characters on Andorid.

[–] python 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ESLint has entered the room

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Or any coding software really. Does this guys friend code in notepad?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

semicolons are optional in js anyway....

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most of the time. Sometimes it can lead to code that is ambiguous and ASI picks the wrong way to interpret it.

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/25088708/what-rules-must-i-follow-to-write-valid-javascript-without-semicolons

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[–] drew_belloc 8 points 1 year ago

If the language doesn't force me to use semicolons i will forget

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Technically I don't think any Greek layout uses a different Unicode codepoint for the question mark. In fact, the ordinary semicolon symbol is used, so what the meme describes would probably not happen IRL.

Does all this make it any less funnier? No. It's still brilliant.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In Unicode, it is separately encoded as U+037E ; GREEK QUESTION MARK, but the similarity is so great that the code point is normalised to U+003B ; SEMICOLON, making the marks identical in practice.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Question_mark

I'm still curious whether it would be accepted by the code interpreters / compilers of various languages. I'm not bold enough to assume they all normalise properly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Wow, thank you, didn't know of that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unicode should have enforced the principle of using the same encoding for similar looking characters like they did with CJK instead of allowing bullshit like the Cyrillic "o" or the Greek question mark.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

1,000% percent.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Me who programs in rust which has a specific compiler message to tell me what happened

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I don't even know what to say to this one.

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