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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope he enjoys the full experience.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

“I love it!” -Frank Dreben

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

It's merely the worm wanting to return to its ecosystem.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

walk without rhythm...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I didn't realize Rock Creek was considered so polluted.

At least it isn't as bad as the Anacostia River

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

did they cool off with a nice refreshing glass of rancid raw milk?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

This is how you get Ninja Turtles

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I mean that's certainly on brand.

Maybe they had a bear steak BBQ for afters?

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