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I joke that it's the Very Wasteful Caterpillar. Damn thing eats a single hole through the middle of a fruit, abandons it, and moves onto the next food item. Not cool, caterpillar. Not cool.

And a diet Coke! Gotta watch your calories, after all.

This sounds line a K.Flay song somehow.

It always bothered me that this place sells both tacos and meatballs.

I always knew lasagna was horse. How else could they glue the layers together?

Horse meat is absolutely tasty, and if it wasn't so unpopular it'd probably be in the same price range as beef, overall the market is quite small, and absolutely zero horses are raised for meat. Bluntly said at the end of a horse's career an owner is asked "do you want an urn, vacuum packs, or not pay anything I'll sell the meat". If your dietary preference for meat is animals which have been loved and pampered all their life horse is a very good choice.

Trouble with the scandal back then was that it was all untracked horse meat. And there's plenty of horses around which get treated with veterinary drugs that make them unsuitable for human consumption because no owner is prioritising slaughter over their health.

I checked the best before dates of all the beef lasagne meals I have... and they're off

OHHH

I thought it's just because horses are so big, because you're so hungry that nothing smaller could satisfy your hunger.

So, if you're even hungrier than that, the expression could be "I'm so hungry I could eat Jimmy".

Buddy, I'm 41, and I always thought until just now it was saying you were "so hungry you could eat a(n entire) horse."

Widened eyes and flaring nostrils can also be fear, no?

Horse Burger?

This post is about a horse, sir.
Not a cow... like your mom!