Objects in motion tend to stay in motion.
Objects at rest tend to stay at rest.
this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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Are you objectifying me??
Most people pay for that privilege
I'm already doing the thing. I do not wish to exert the effort to do the other thing. Fuck the ramifications.
ramifications arrive
How could this have happened?
Put screen over bed to combine and twist all problems into a giant horror.
That's what phones are for.
and then, while nodding off, you drop the phone right on your face. no thanks 😅
Sleep on your side, drop you phone on the floor instead!
Me: if I go to bed tomorrow comes.
That's life on an employer's schedule. You have to sleep. Only because you have to adhere to someone else's schedule do you have to go to sleep at a set time. If you could work whenever you wanted, you could choose when to sleep, when to wake, when to work, etc.