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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

What annoys me is that "doing your own research" actually makes sense in a lot of contexts. Our modern politics driven news is 90% bullshit and you're better off fact checking everything they say by looking at reliable sources and tracing the origin of dubious claims. But these people have ruined that by acting like "do your own research" means "blindly trust some guy with a podcast who tells you what you want to hear."

[–] Michal 2 points 1 day ago

When someone says that they usually want you to do their research, i.e. Find arguments supporting their claim because they're too stupid or lazy to communicate them. They don't actually want you to do the objective scientific research,they don't even want you to do a "Facebook research" on groups that don't align with their views.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I hate when people use the word "research" because most people think it's reading a Facebook page.

Real research requires nyears of studying to actually understand the subject before advancing the field. It requires sometimes year or decades of meticulously measuring and registering data, all while ensuring bias stays out of the data.

To 99% of people it's spending 5 minutes to find the right Facebook page that will confirm their preconceptions..its gross

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

因噎廢食 (īnyēfèishí)

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E5%9B%A0%E5%99%8E%E5%BB%A2%E9%A3%9F

This is a Chinese proverb meaning "to avoid something essential because of a slight risk of making a mistake." Literally it means "to not eat due to the risk of choking on food."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

To quote from Wiktionary:

夫有以饐死者,欲禁天下之食,悖;有以乘舟死者,欲禁天下之船,悖;有以用兵喪其國者,欲偃天下之兵,悖。

It is nonsense to forbid the world’s people to eat just because one person has choked to death when eating; it is nonsense to put the world's boats in disuse just because someone has drowned while sailing; it is also nonsense to eliminate the world's military forces just because one sovereign has lost his state due to his military action

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I was talking to a new friend who is a nurse yesterday, and she told me she worked in peds a bit last year during a measles outbreak in my city, during which one child died. She said she has never seen sicker children in her life, they were all unvaccinated, and that they all went home having lost so much ground. She says half the parents were just victims of disinformation but that many of them were super obnoxious.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Interestingly, I have some nurses in the family and the rate at which people who are educated in healthcare, are anti-vax, is too damned high.

Which isn't to imply its a lot of people, but any nonzero amount of people, working in healthcare, who buy into anti-vax propaganda, is too many. You've been formally taught about this stuff. Yet, you're anti-vax because some person on Facebook/Twitter/whatever, fed you some bullshit about the "dangers"?? Wow. What the actual fuck.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

My sister left a really great hospital job (radiology tech) due to the vaccine mandates. Some people are so smart and yet so dumb.

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[–] [email protected] 157 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

To be fair, food is a significant contributor to the existence of adults. And we all know those are problems.

[–] [email protected] 106 points 3 days ago (12 children)

100% of pedophiles are adults if this didn’t convince you enough.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago

On one hand, food gave us Hitler. On the other, that dude actually killed Hitler. So...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 days ago (4 children)

You know what every living autistic kid have in common? They all eat!

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)

WARNING 100% OF CHILDREN EXPOSED TO DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE DIE!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

100% of children who are given food die, too. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Food is contaminated with dihydrogen monoxide! The contamination is widespread from every source. It even affects vegans

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Some of those foods include peanuts which are fine for most people but are deadly for others.

Also, some American companies have created some lab grown food that seems revolutionary, but still lacks long term health testing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I mean, this level of Darwinism would be fine. What grates me is not recognizing the effect it has on others.

Still seeking an analogy where not eating food somehow puts a neighbor or classmate at risk of starvation.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I stopped at a stop sign and somone almost rear-ended me. Had I driven through, I would have been safe. There is no reason to stop at stop signs. Other people can stop if they choose to, but the government can't force me to risk a rear-ending in order to protect someone else. Jesus wouldn't let me get T-boned in an intersection, I'm covered in his blood.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought you were dead serious for a bit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How can you know for sure?

[–] jwt 3 points 1 day ago

Cross paths with you at an intersection.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Herd immunity is pretty important.

The first of the crazy parents who went anti-vax benefitted greatly from Herd immunity. Now enough of them are not vaccinating that the herd immunity is basically non-existent. So we get things like measles outbreaks.

There are people who are medically incapable of getting vaccinated, like those with compromised immune systems (some might be in treatment for cancer)... And their best defense is if all of us, who can be immunized, are immunized.

Cancer treatments are not the only immunocompromising thing that can happen and not all immunocompromised people have cancer specifically.... For the record.

Anyone who is anti-vax should be aware that they are actively and intentionally putting other people at risk and that should be strongly and thoroughly documented; so when they bring in a cold/flu/COVID/measles/whatever preventable disease to the school and someone else's kid dies as a result the grieving family has the ability to sue them into poverty.

They deserve worse, but legally, I can't condone that.... But if someone wanted to take a page from a particular person named Luigi, I would be hard pressed to find a good reason to pursue any charges against them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I feel like it's very perpetrated by Americans, and Americans are very ~~self-centered~~ individualistic

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you want to be really pissed, read up on ~~doctor~~ disgraced former doctor, lifelong charlatan and grifter Andrew Wakefield. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Wakefield

He abused autistic kids in a medical experiment that was meant to convince both the public and the scientific community that a specific combined vaccine (measles-mumps-rubella, a.k.a MMR) could trigger some kind of bowel disease that causes autism, all so he could peddle his own alternative that is three separate shots.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago

And here's the kicker: he did that because he was financially invested in the company producing the older, separate vaccines.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

Outstanding. This is what good satire looks like.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago

Even then, starving your own children isn't going to cause their classmates and teachers and those people's families to also go hungry. OP's comparison is extremely forgiving to those dipshits.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I feel like it's probably worse than this. It should start with "I read about this thing called 'choking to death'".

Or better yet, take out "choking to death" (which can happen) and insert some made-up bullshit like "choking so hard your eyeballs pop out".

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

But they are not afraid of children dying, that's totally fine. They're afraid their kids might become "weird". Because that is how they see autism, as being weird.
And as everybody knows weird is literally worse than death.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Do your research" is a dogwhistle and of course what it really means is "Google what you want to be true and read all the shit from morons like you who agree with you."

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Sounds like the type of person who won't give their kids ~~hydrogen~~ dihydrogen monoxide either because it can cause even metals to oxidate

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_parody

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (4 children)

hydrogen monoxide

Dihydrogen monoxide

One of these things is bleach.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

Do you mean Hydrogen Peroxide (H~2~O~2~)? I don’t think hydrogen monoxide can stably exist

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I would love it if antivaxxers stopped eating.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

They don't stop eating. They will stop their kids from eating because they have been already vaccinated, so they can't live without eating, but their children can

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

True, I usually refer to something similar: Do you know how many people die in bed every year? Perhaps we should ban beds.

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