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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 minutes ago* (last edited 15 minutes ago)

Is it just me or were a lot of crew women in TNG noticeably buxom?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 54 minutes ago

Prodigy is a kids show but it still counts as canon, and there are a couple scenes of ass phasering going on.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I... I really hate to be that guy, but... "phasers".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Among the wider populace it'd be too pedantic, but this is a Star Trek community; put some respec on his name.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Thank you. If it weren't for you I'd be "that guy".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 25 minutes ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

If I cannot operate a computer with my ass by the 24th century, I'm putting us all in a time loop until someone does something about that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I hope the screen was locked

looks down at the screen

“YOU HAVE ENTERED YOUR PASSWORD INCORRECTLY TOO MANY TIMES. CONTACT TECHNICAL SUPPORT.”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

This incident will be reported

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

One would hope that stupid fashion of touch screens on dangerous vehicles stops before the 24th century...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

It's not a fashion choice. It's a versatility choice.

Suffice to say touchscreens give better feedback than today, as I've seen characters on Star Trek use those things blinded sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

That works until the first species joins Star Fleet that types with their butts.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

There was a TNG episode that established that controls would only respond to authorized inputs, presumably from whatever limbs, organs, or phalanges any crewmember might typically use for such purposes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 51 minutes ago (1 children)

There's the episode in VOY where Tuvok loses his memories and when he's touring his station on the bridge accidentally activates a photon torpedo.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 minutes ago

So.ebody on the security team got demoted that day

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

They meet an alien species who controls all their electronics and touch sensitive systems using a single long appendage attached to their groin.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

The Na'avi?

[–] riskable 5 points 3 hours ago

The Asstralians: Everything about them is upside down.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 hours ago

I'd be more worried that the panel is running plasma though it. Plasma that often violently explodes when the ship takes damage. He really trusts those panels with his butt.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

"Number one, asspedoes, FULL SPREAD"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I think you meant Number 2

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

O'Brien, transport all of our ship's sewage to their bridge.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Beavis: “Number One, I order you to take a number two.”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

Sir! firing sequence has been interrupted by a CORN (Cessium Ordinance Radiating Nucleons) .... we're going to have to increase power to push this one out!!!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Data is doing a concern.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Don’t worry, the ship is into it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

It may be the Enterprise-D, but it's more into the A

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'll be surprised if we don't have assprint unlock by then

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

“Today, Apple is announcing assID.”