Is it just me or were a lot of crew women in TNG noticeably buxom?
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Prodigy is a kids show but it still counts as canon, and there are a couple scenes of ass phasering going on.
I... I really hate to be that guy, but... "phasers".
Among the wider populace it'd be too pedantic, but this is a Star Trek community; put some respec on his name.
Thank you. If it weren't for you I'd be "that guy".
Ahem.
If I cannot operate a computer with my ass by the 24th century, I'm putting us all in a time loop until someone does something about that.
I hope the screen was locked
looks down at the screen
“YOU HAVE ENTERED YOUR PASSWORD INCORRECTLY TOO MANY TIMES. CONTACT TECHNICAL SUPPORT.”
This incident will be reported
One would hope that stupid fashion of touch screens on dangerous vehicles stops before the 24th century...
It's not a fashion choice. It's a versatility choice.
Suffice to say touchscreens give better feedback than today, as I've seen characters on Star Trek use those things blinded sometimes.
That works until the first species joins Star Fleet that types with their butts.
There was a TNG episode that established that controls would only respond to authorized inputs, presumably from whatever limbs, organs, or phalanges any crewmember might typically use for such purposes.
There's the episode in VOY where Tuvok loses his memories and when he's touring his station on the bridge accidentally activates a photon torpedo.
So.ebody on the security team got demoted that day
They meet an alien species who controls all their electronics and touch sensitive systems using a single long appendage attached to their groin.
The Na'avi?
The Asstralians: Everything about them is upside down.
I'd be more worried that the panel is running plasma though it. Plasma that often violently explodes when the ship takes damage. He really trusts those panels with his butt.
"Number one, asspedoes, FULL SPREAD"
I think you meant Number 2
O'Brien, transport all of our ship's sewage to their bridge.
Beavis: “Number One, I order you to take a number two.”
Sir! firing sequence has been interrupted by a CORN (Cessium Ordinance Radiating Nucleons) .... we're going to have to increase power to push this one out!!!
Data is doing a concern.
Don’t worry, the ship is into it.
It may be the Enterprise-D, but it's more into the A
I'll be surprised if we don't have assprint unlock by then
“Today, Apple is announcing assID.”