The problem is that they have the say they accept the role as pope. So maybe a talking parrot?

i suppose if he was a Franciscan that would be fine

I had a cardinal that would repeatedly bash itself unconscious at whatever window my dad was in. He liked to joke it was his mother. It went on for years. It was fucking wild. It was the same damn bird.

Not a true cardinal either.

I mean, this is the Catholic Church we're talking about. They're not particularly known for fair hiring policies.

I too was confused about the indicated countries.

Bothered me as well so I went and looked it up, because sometimes animals I associate with North America are present in Eurasia too.

Northern cardinal range:

So definitely a North America exclusive, and it seems all cardinals, the Cardinalidae family, are New World birds. Stupid meme made me go learn something.

(Also "desert cardinal -- Hungary" should have tipped us all off that the country assignments were random)

you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about (she is bisexual) (you are a lesbian)