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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I am online.

✅ network interface available
✅ ping connectivitycheck.android.com
✅ use a search engine
✅ read https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/immortal-snail
✅ read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_men_versus_a_gorilla

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Your comment looks like a bot and I instinctively downvoted before reading

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

All I know is that I ducked a dragon and it was marvelous

[–] [email protected] 95 points 3 days ago (3 children)

IDK what any of this means, I got killed by a horse size duck in 2004

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

That's on you. I'd rather fight 100 horse sized horses than one duck sized duck

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I got murked by a horse sized chicken while swinging a sword. *should have chosen 100 chicken sized horses.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She probably loves to honky-tonk

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That's what i said!

Hmmm-Mmmm-MMMM-Mmmmm-mmmmm

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Obi-wan’s face at that bit kills me every time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Must have been the wind...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Try a duck-sized horse next time, it hits different

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Wait! That's no snail! Oh no! It's Shia LeBouf!

[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I know the snail, but not the Gorilla

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Gorilla vs 100 men is the big one these days

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Haven't heard those in a while, is it trending again?

[–] derpgon 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Probably on Reddit

so, no

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

harambe? (may god rest his soul)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Fuck 2016! FUUUCCKKKK IT. If I could punch a year in the face I would punch 2016

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Is this donkey-kong..?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Something something "x quantity of dudes could take out a gorilla barehanded if they just committed"

I think.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

No one defeats Harambe, they pull their dicks out for him.

As a show of solidarity for the fallen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If my dick is out, I've already won.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago