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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've met mosquitoes with better ethics than Alex Jones

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Mosquitoes don't intend death and destruction, they're merely trying to live with what nature have them. Humans, otoh...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Instinct alone, really. They feed and breed. Then die. That's their whole purpose. That's their evolutionary drive.

Without them, we're fucked. Wasps on the other hand, fuck those bitches.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

We honestly need a !notnotnottheonion now...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Stop, oh no, I helped this monster grow into something we can't control. Don't do it. Anyways..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

“Alex Jones thinks…” LIES!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

That's a crazy headline.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

heartbreaking

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Good for him I guess

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