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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"What's up with the wax by the slow cooker?"

"Well, I've read about 10 papers on high performance cycling and have concluded, that hot waxing my chain may save about half a watt."

"When did you last ride it?"

"Also a good question, indeed."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

"What's up with the wax by the slow cooker?"

"Oh that's for candlemaking, did you know that burning beeswax reduces allergens in the air by neutralizing the electric charge that makes them float?"

I haven't made candles in probably 5 years but I always loved that factoid about the beeswax.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

See, i had a flat, but the flat is on the rear, which means i have to take off the rear wheel, which is worse than the front. But it's okay, the tire was worn down anyway, and i wanted to go tubeless anyway.

So when are you gonna....

Are we done asking stupid questions already?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As the cat demon from adventure time say: "I have approximate knowledge of many things."

[–] tuna_casserole 3 points 1 year ago

God. Him face planting into a rock in the background utterly slayed me 🤣

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jesus christ this is me...

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It always surprises me when nobody is interested in learning how things around them work. I have a dozen hobbies that I don't have time for.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have the time but not the energy or motivation to be able to focus on any of them for more than 3 minutes. Help...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

a person who cultivates an area of interest, such as the arts, without real commitment or knowledge.

For those who don't feel like looking it up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Indeed, we'll do that, just maybe not today. But add me to the distribution list.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Thanks I learned a new word today :3

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

nobody is interested in learning how things around them work.

Right? I think this to myself all the time. I mean I know it's not nobody but it sure seems like it is the vast majority.

And yes, I too have too many hobbies and not enough time. I really hope I live long enough to retire and have time for some of it lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you ever thought about sailing? That's my latest. Bought a boat last year after binging boat life videos and I've already sailed 5 hours in the last 10 months. <_<

It's fun though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I like the idea of exploring different sea ports. Right now, though, I am keeping an eye out for a cheap canoe (etc) so my kid and I can actually catch some fish for once. In a lake I mean.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I'm on Chess currently... Any tips from anyone here?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Call the exorcist

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Albin Countergambit Nuclear Ballistic Missile Defense might come in handy in one of your next games. It's a niche strategy but indispensable when you need it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Try not to eat the pieces.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Im risking my life with this, but dont believe their lies. Em passant is not for

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Root cellars and inglenooks if you like architecture.

Ed: you meant chess stuff... I'm not smart

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

King's pawn opening with white is the most versatile opening to learn, as it can be transposed into most beginner-friendly board states.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm also on chess, I think on the tail end of it though

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

See you there in a few weeks! Let me know what I've got to look forward to!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Having higher expectations for yourself in terms of your improvement than you're able to achieve, instead just becoming simultaneously increasingly aware of the horrible mistakes you're making without actually being able to fix them while believing you're just so much better than everyone else your elo even though its probably not true

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was hoping for DnD, guess that'll do tho 😳

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What do you mean by DnD? Do not disturb? Dungeons and Dragons? In either case what does it mean in that context? 😅

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is me so much. I don't have an official diagnosis and should probably go talk to my doctor but it's just so much work but oh look a cool 16 episode documentary on professional poker and historical cheating in casinos on YouTube and spending multiple days and hours og researching what bicycle saddle is the best is just more satisfying for my brain. I've already got a referral to the psychiatrist bu that's a year ago and is not valid anymore so yay me for not being able to take care of myself.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I've started more things than i can quit. :-(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The master have failed more times than the amateur have tried.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

As someone who created his own pfsense router on top of a proxmox VM and know zero about networking, I feel personally attacked.