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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

People who choose 4, are you doing okay? It's okay to seek help.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago
  1. The other handle shapes look awful
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Glad to see my undiagnosed disorder is alive and well. #2 crew represent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

How thick are they?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I want to say 2 because longest fork depth, but 4 has that round mouth feel with still good fork depth without being too aggressive about the curvature like 5. The thicker outer prongs grip slippery/heavy food better too.

I'm going 4.

Also because 2 has that annoying fin. The worst forks do that, and also curve down. Hurts my hands, but I'm a giant with bear paws so YMMV.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Some of y'all don't know about the yogurt test and it shows! 4 is the only correct answer.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago
  1. But I'd still grab 5 just to watch the world burn.
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

None of them are usable. If I had to take one, number 3. All the others are a sin.

Edi: I must agree with others though, that the handle of 3 is very bad. Still, the shape of the head is more important to me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

For me it's 5 times the same fork 🤔

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I like the one that doesn't have an unnecessary apostrophe.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I actually own the cutlery set that 5 is from. Because it was the best option at IKEA at the time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

5 is definitely the best. It offers a thicker handle edge for cutting and did not require a stamping bend on thinner material to add rigidity. The rounded head and outer tines serve two purposes. One it offers a smaller controlled side contact like the profile of a chef's knife that will focus more force at the contact point allowing for better contact with the plate and shearing more efficiently. Second, the rounded outer edge will fit the contour of a bowl allowing a fork to efficiently manage rice or other small items down to the last bite with nothing remaining. The larger outer tines and shorter overall length is also more durable and resistant to bending. It cost far more to make number 5 and the design functionality came ahead of the operations cost, and materials stock selection. All of the others were made according to the minimum number of forming operations and thin stock.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

All of them have a flat handle. My personal preference is for a cylindrical handle. Heavier and easier to hold. Flat cutlery that looks like it was stamped out of sheet metal won’t do at all.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

1s the best. 3 and 4 are acceptable, 2 and 5 are a crime. i dont get y'all

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

All are bad. If I'd have to choose, it'll be in the order 1, 2, 4, 5, 3.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hello. I like rusty spoons.

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[–] JackbyDev 3 points 4 days ago

1, but these all suck ass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

1 is the one you leave in the drawer till it's the last one or use for stuff you don't want to risk your other forks for...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Only #2. Having a consistent set of cutlery is priceless.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Came here thinking I'd be the odd man out by saying #2, I'm pleasantly surprised.

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