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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well, not #2. The curved droplet-shaped handle seems inconvenient for spinning spaghetti around

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

So apparently I'm the only one that hates the long ass tines of 2 and prefers something like 1 or 4

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Worst 5 fork designs in this meme. Thanks for nothing

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Handle of 5, prongs of 3.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

They all have problems. If i have to pick any one of them its going to be 2, but i won't be happy about it.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

You don't have to be neurodivergent to have an opinion about fork shapes. Also 2 is the best.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

2.The crazies here who don't think that's the best head by so much that the handle doesn't matter, they scare me. No amount of bad handle can make up for how much I hate the rest of them

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (5 children)

The present is now, old fella

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I dont like any of them but if i had to pick: 2. I like the prongs. But I don't like the handles for any of them

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

1 and if we're being really picky I want the top of one and the handle from 5

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (6 children)

2, assuming the broad pommel is a counterweight. If it's flimsy lightweight material then none of them.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

2 but thicker and a bit different handle.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

2, but I feel like none is good enough. Or sturdy enough. I need 2, but thicker body

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago
  1. No discussion.
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

Obviously #2, but with a slightly smaller handle tip and that's about it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (4 children)

They are all good since they are all single extruded so no food remains getting in between the metal part and the plastic/wood/other

Though, we could argue that 1. is better that the others for the easy grip due to its in-curved handle. Or that its diametrical opposite, number 5. Is the best thanks to its filleted handle making it easier to hold in the case of the food scooped by it not being very hard.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

2 but its a bit big

[–] [email protected] 142 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Handle of 5 + the fork of 3

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago

None. They’re all stamped from thin sheet metal. Tines and handles are too thin and will bend.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Trick question. These are all terrible, therefore I will eat with my fingers.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

2 with 5s handle suppremacy

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Definitely 2. All other answers are just plain wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I'm inclined to say 2, just for form and shape. But it looks to chunky. Like probably heavy af. So I'll choose 3.

P.s. thanks for giving me a new thing I didn't know was linked to my neurodivergence

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Forget the handles because they all suck. The flared outer tines are a sin and the shorter tines on 1 is a war crime. I would take 3. Ergonomically it's not terrible and I can deal.

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