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In literature, mythology, and comic books, heroes often have a "kryptonite" or "Achilles's heel", basically a weakness that makes them vulnerable. I'm curious, what would be considered Superman's "kryptonite"?

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Obviously loss of glasses, making him recognizable in civilian life.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Superman doesn't wear glasses tho

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Yeah, what a dumb thing to say. He's super, he'd never wear glasses.

Running out of hair gel is a big weakness though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Sure, he at least has the contact info of Green Lantern I think, maybe Wonder Woman

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago

Dats a shitpost alright

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Superman's kryptonite is interesting writing

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't know, I haven't seen smallville

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

As a life long Superman fan with like 4 notably good Superman stories to read in his 87 year history. Fuck you... but yes.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

Zack Snyder.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Superman's kryptonite is the fact that he is popular and everyone thinks the character would make great media, but the character is way too overpowered to write good plots for.

Oh, that and actual Kyrptonite.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Superman makes for great stories, as long as you don't focus on his power. You can't beat him with physical strength, so stop trying to write strong villains. Probably stop writing villains at all. What Superman struggles with isn't physical embodiments of evil, it's the good intentions paving the way to hell. You can't punch a person with good intentions for their bad outcomes. It's hard being the ultimate arbiter of good in a world of complex morality.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Counterpoint: Lex Luthor is awesome. He takes advantage of social structures that Superman can't punch. He fights Superman using everyone else as his shield. A true mustache-twirling villain.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

he needs a telephone booth to change?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Per Glen Weldon in his book Superman: The Unauthorized Biography, kryptonite representing the destructive force of nostalgia and survivor’s guilt, reminding us that clinging to the past can undermine the present.

Siegel and Shuster had created the Man of Steel as the ultimate immigrant, the personification of the promise America represented to them. His abilities are metaphors for limitless potential and opportunity, for new horizons stretching out before us: the American Way.
It seems fitting, then, that the only thing capable of harming him would be a reminder of the Old World he left behind, a past that is irrevocably gone. Only the past—our past—can hurt us.
To this day, kryptonite functions in the Superman mythos as the physical manifestation of both survivor’s guilt and a particularly toxic kind of nostalgia, a reminder that when we dwell on what we’ve lost, we can kill what we have.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

First time I've ever read of this interpretation and that's super fucking cool.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's a really great book that I recommend to even the most casual Superman fan and especially people who think Superman is just an overpowered boy scout. It explores how Superman has evolved over the decades through the influence of different writers and artists and how their personal experiences and cultural shifts helped to evolve the character. He also examines the character’s transformation across other media, including radio, television, and film. Like how the now cheesy sounding, "It's a Bird... It's a Plane... It's Superman" originated from the radio broadcasts that had to adapt a comic to a non-visual medium. Or why they didn't just write a Superman comic in the 40's where he goes and defeats Hitler, because they didn't want to take away from the GIs or give kids false hope that Superman could just swoop in and save the day in a real life situation. But they also didn't want kids to think Superman would ignore what was going on, so that's when they started introducing a lot of off-world stories.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Sounds like I'm going to have to get hold of this book. Both Superman and Lois are two of my all time favourites and this sounds great. I'm throw in another random fact. Pretty sure he only got his ability to fly during the running of the Fleischer cartoons. Originally he could "leap tall buildings in a single bound". Then somewhere along the line in the cartoons, they just found it more convenient if he could actually fly to take on some threats.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure it's magic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

yep, which is why a lot of the magic team ups in DC start with superman getting owned.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Psychic abilities too.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, that's what I'm asking. What is it???

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

He hates green rocks I think, specifically ones that look like the guts trophy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You mean Mt Agg? So someone just has to challenge him to climb it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why do you think superman never entered it? He could easily dominate the Aggro-Crag, but it's made entirely of kryptonite.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Now I'm picturing Superman watching Guts.

At the end when the host asks the signing off questions. "No if's and's, but's these kids got guts. Do you have it? Guts!"

Superman quietly sobs into his hands and gentle cries, "..no..."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Superman's kryptonite is still unkown, unfortunately.
Scientists have speculated that understanding the physiology of Subman (Superman's greatest threat) may help us find it, but so far polite requests for non-invasive experiments have been declined and we cannot, in good conscience, forcefully subject him to them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

They got the wrong guy, subman is a breeze in the wind compared to subparman.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m like 99% sure that he is afraid of bald people. Whenever the reoccurring token bald guy shows up he gets really scared. He could just be afraid of robots, I remember he was afraid of batman’s robots too, I don't believe batman is bald, but I’ve never seen batman without his suit. Superman has X-ray vision though, and I'm not sure he can turn that off so maybe he is afraid of batman because he is bald and not because he is afraid of robots.

Robots and bald people, final answer.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trying to recreate that reddit post, huh?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

True heterosexual love between a biological man and a biological woman. It's why he never hooks up with Lois Lane and keeps sneaking peeks at Jimmy's junk at the gym.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Reminds of when Barney on How I Met Your Mother was trying to remember the holy grail of cups

[–] RandomVideos 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A mixture of: 15.08% plutonium, 18.06% tantalum, 27.71% xenon, 24.02% promethium, 10.62% dialium, 3.94% mercury, 0.57% an unknown element not found on the known periodic table. You could use tar instead.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What about using wet socks

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's super pee-shy, can we use that against him?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Superpeeshyman

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Superman's Kryptonite is that he can never, ever be fed after midnight!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Solid JJ the only real answer to this shit post

https://youtu.be/Yc6pkKXxZGs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Preparation time?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Seems likely

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Now I wonder what the "Achilles's heel" would be for the immortal great hero Achilles

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