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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

piano cover of a billie eilish song in my ass. okay

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

INEXPLICABLE in my ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sayonara in my ass. By Kenshi Yonezu.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Stockholm Syndrom in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

That's A-Plenty In My Ass

(From the charming album Bing & Ella)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sequoia in my ass. Yikes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sabotage in my ass

Listened to this song because of the beastie boys post

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Mr. Jones in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

something about dynomite

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

ma pi mama mi in my ass? Fitting an entire fatherland in there would be difficult but ok

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Holy Diver, in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

No surprises in my ass. I guess that’s true.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

D.H.A.N.T.Z. in my ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hell March in my ass?

I mean, should I call in sick tomorrow?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I haven't listened to any music since yesterday so here's some from my music playlist:

  • don't be a fool in my ass
  • the whole town's laughing at m(y ass)
  • dancin (with) my ass
  • master of flame in my ass
  • the fire and the flames in my ass
  • clubbed to death (with) my ass
  • dare to be stupid in my ass
  • in the house, in a heartbeat, in my ass

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE:

  • rules of nature in my ass
  • meat grinder in my ass
  • outrun the wolves in my ass
  • sharks in my ass
  • ghosts 'n stuff in my ass
  • small enemy spider in my ass
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Bad Medicine in my ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Irving watermelon in my ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

My Band In My Ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Wacky workbench in my ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Reminds me of this commercial

https://youtu.be/3RcrRRlKTUM

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Don't stay in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dust in the wind in my ass

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Break In To Break Out in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Starfire 500 in my ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

In your ass in my ass. That has quite the ring to it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago
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Fire and Rain in my ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

You are now interacting with other nationalities and ethnicities maybe? In my ass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago
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The Shapest Lives In My Ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ode to the Mets in my ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

This would mean?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Robocock in my ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

With Friends Like These Who the Fuck Needs Cointelpro in my ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Currently listening to a song titled Love-Hate-Sex-Pain so I think that’s an appropriate coincidence

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's a sin in my ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Steve's Lava Chicken in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

06 Burst in my ass...

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