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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Relax in my ass.

I'm fully aware of the irony here, considering what the song is about.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Katamari's 5am Mourning Routine in my ass

Really hope the little prince isn't rolling my shit into a ball...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

That might be what's causing your constipation

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Love on a 45 in my ass (the song that started while reading this)

Alternatively the song that actually finished before reading the title

The beat don't feel the same in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Gun in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] derpgon 2 points 2 weeks ago

Dim sum paradise in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Uh… I regret this.

Little Saddie… in the ass.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Bingo in Hell in my Ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Total Eclipse of the Heart In My Ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Tadka in my ass? That's just a convoluted way of saying ring of fire.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Weird Motorized Instrument in my ass

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Over and over again

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Crawl to me... in my ass.

This is actually incredibly funny given that the song is a parody of nu metal songs of the late 90s.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Two scientists were racing for the good of all mankind 🎶

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Don't think it really works with this one

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Beautiful Boy(Darling Boy) in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Fat man in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Mademoiselle chante le blues in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

(by Masego) Mystery lady in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I was listening to some Oliver Tree so it's going to be: "Oliver Tree fights camera man during live performance in my ass"

That explains the gas xD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

What happens now? (in my ass)

[–] silasmariner 2 points 2 weeks ago

The past is a grotesque animal in my arse

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Anthem for No State, Pt. I in my ass

uhh.. I guess my prostate will have to sit this one out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Let it go in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Soup in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

The heart from your hate in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Stereo No Aware in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it's your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Fine... Opens Spotify

"My Best Friends... In my ass" - Pokemon

Oh wait, no, that would be the next track. The previous one was:

"Stand Out... In My Ass" - Tevin Campbell

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Every Time We Touch in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Punch me I bleed in my ass.

Literally listening to Children of Bodom, while I read this post. Alexi would have approved, I'm sure.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Caramel in my ass...I don't think I can complain about anything compared to some of these

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sledgehammer in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

The Beast in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Show me how to live in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Getting a bit philosophical

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