Wow, a bit pre-mature there The Onion... just the way Jared likes 'em.
this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2023
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The article is 10 years old, but holy shit never saw this before. I’m crying tears… just like every patriotic American did on 9/11.
Gob bless
I could tell it’s old because they advertise TWO footlongs being $9.11 instead of just one…
It hadn’t been that funny until my wife started freaking out next to me, then said “oh it’s the onion”
Is that Jared?
It should be Jared.
The image pre-dates Jared’s prison sentence.
So is it pre-diddling, or post-diddling-pre-sentence?
Likely mid-diddling (｡╯︵╰｡)
This made my day lol, thanks for sharing!
You can tell it's old because back then it was realistic to get two subs for $9
This reminds me of a fake country-western hit a friend and I wrote for a fake country-western band: You crashed a Plane [into the Twin Towers of my Heart]. We never actually wrote music or lyrics or anything, we just wrote a bunch of fake song titles.
Is it halal?
fuck this
You ate the onion