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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's a rock that is perfect for an entry-level Illusion magic spell. You cast it onto pretty much any dish and it improves and magnifies the taste.

As a more advanced spell of the Alteration school you can also cast it on the ground to remove snow.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I believe you are mistaken, as that one is actually Transformation, since it fundamentally and irreversibly alters the properties of the recipient substance!:-)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Woohoo, Syriac reference! His art’s crazy cool.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

I hate to tell you guys, but the ancients knew there were auras.

Mesoamerican Sculptures Reveal Early Knowledge of Magnetism

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Brimstone definitely has an aura. It's detectable mainly by smell

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’m pretty sure I’m posting this on some rocks right now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah this post forgets that some rocks can be made to perform tasks through electric shock after having alchemy rituals performed on them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Crack Rock Steady! Are you ready? Livin' above the law!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Snuggle up next to a Cesium-137 source for the nice hot aura. You’ll enjoy the heat until you start to fall apart.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

There is also the Rock called lithium. It can be used to cast electricity on your enemies or used to mentally ground oneself.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Some rocks have an invisible field around them. If you pass metal through this field, you can make your hand tingle.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't get the rock magic/concussion connection. Are they saying hitting someone with a rock and giving them a concussion is magic?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

It's like hitting someone in the head with a frying pan and yelling "Cast Iron!"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

I cast large rock.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

To be fair, looking at a rock, you wouldn't think it would cause brain damage from proximity. That's pretty magical

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

i didn't get this joke at first, but then -

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago