this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2025
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

I rented a place with a long bathroom like this. Its all fun and games until you drop the new roll of toilet paper and it fucks off down the hall to narnia

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Do you see toilet paper in that photo? Because I don't. It could be behind the camera!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I thought your title said gallery bathroom at first.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

It can be two things!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I thought it was meant to say "gallery," but OP got autowronged.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

It is both a gallery and a galley at the same time!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Nothing like using the bathroom with your entire family history staring back at you.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

Gonna wreck this toilet. Nana, look away from my shame!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

It's like the ancient Roman ancestors room where you'd stand to face the legacy of your family to inspire you to greatness, only here you are being inspired to release the fattest deuce possible

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

Looong, loooong bathroom

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Actual water closet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I'm going to do the longest line of cocaine ever

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

I kind of don't hate this? But it's a weird use of space either way.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

all that space for bathroom sex in front of the family photos!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

When you want the Weatherspoons toilet experience at home.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (7 children)

What does the third tap do?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's just right

The other two are too hot and too cold

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

I literally LOL'd

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Tea of course!

24/7, 365, builders tea, milk, one sugar, fucking A.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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a local pilsner

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Furniture polish.

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I'm a horrible pedant, but I require a bathroom to have a bath.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Power sockets near the sink 😳

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Uhm, yeah? That's pretty common for shavers and hair driers. It's not in the sink... Honestly the ones far from the sink seem more out of place.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Sure, it just makes me nervous being that close when it’s not a shaver socket. That wouldn’t be allowed in a bathroom in the uk. I’m not sure why splashy sinks aren't covered by the same regulations.

Obviously the other sockets are for a kettle and microwave in case you’re stuck in there a while.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think you're overdramatizing a bit too much. A little splashing on a modern plug won't kill anyone or cause a fire or anything really. The plug is made of plastic and no contacts are exposed besides ground. I'm wondering what your danger scenario is at that distance.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I've only checked one source but it seems you can't have anything electrical within 60cm of the sink, which this room doesn't look like it adheres to. You also can't have any normal plug sockets within 3m of a shower or bath, but I guess this room is too long an thin for the big splash hazards.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

That looks like 50-60cm to me but hard to tell

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Aren't those uk sockets though?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Yes, but that’s not classed as a bathroom due to no bath or shower.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The lighting fixture ....can we talk about it?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That room needs 200 of them to provide even 1 lux

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Imagine taking a shit at the end of a long gallery, dimly lit by hundreds of disco balls. Sounds like a scene from Hunter S. Thompson novel.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

oh I love having diarrhea looking at my family

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Imagine how much blue loo they must have to need that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

There's also no bog roll on the holder.

Probably because it would descend into an argument about which way round it goes.

Well, it would on Reddit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

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