I rented a place with a long bathroom like this. Its all fun and games until you drop the new roll of toilet paper and it fucks off down the hall to narnia
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Do you see toilet paper in that photo? Because I don't. It could be behind the camera!
I thought your title said gallery bathroom at first.
It can be two things!
I thought it was meant to say "gallery," but OP got autowronged.
It is both a gallery and a galley at the same time!
Nothing like using the bathroom with your entire family history staring back at you.
Gonna wreck this toilet. Nana, look away from my shame!
It's like the ancient Roman ancestors room where you'd stand to face the legacy of your family to inspire you to greatness, only here you are being inspired to release the fattest deuce possible
Looong, loooong bathroom
Actual water closet
I'm going to do the longest line of cocaine ever
I kind of don't hate this? But it's a weird use of space either way.
all that space for bathroom sex in front of the family photos!
When you want the Weatherspoons toilet experience at home.
What does the third tap do?
It's just right
The other two are too hot and too cold
I literally LOL'd
Tea of course!
24/7, 365, builders tea, milk, one sugar, fucking A.
Yorkshire Gold?
What else?
::🇫🇰
Sparkling
a local pilsner
Furniture polish.
Screenshot
Money
I'm a horrible pedant, but I require a bathroom to have a bath.
Power sockets near the sink 😳
Uhm, yeah? That's pretty common for shavers and hair driers. It's not in the sink... Honestly the ones far from the sink seem more out of place.
Sure, it just makes me nervous being that close when it’s not a shaver socket. That wouldn’t be allowed in a bathroom in the uk. I’m not sure why splashy sinks aren't covered by the same regulations.
Obviously the other sockets are for a kettle and microwave in case you’re stuck in there a while.
I think you're overdramatizing a bit too much. A little splashing on a modern plug won't kill anyone or cause a fire or anything really. The plug is made of plastic and no contacts are exposed besides ground. I'm wondering what your danger scenario is at that distance.
I've only checked one source but it seems you can't have anything electrical within 60cm of the sink, which this room doesn't look like it adheres to. You also can't have any normal plug sockets within 3m of a shower or bath, but I guess this room is too long an thin for the big splash hazards.
That looks like 50-60cm to me but hard to tell
Aren't those uk sockets though?
Yes, but that’s not classed as a bathroom due to no bath or shower.
The lighting fixture ....can we talk about it?
basically a disco ball
That room needs 200 of them to provide even 1 lux
Imagine taking a shit at the end of a long gallery, dimly lit by hundreds of disco balls. Sounds like a scene from Hunter S. Thompson novel.
oh I love having diarrhea looking at my family
Imagine how much blue loo they must have to need that.
There's also no bog roll on the holder.
Probably because it would descend into an argument about which way round it goes.
Well, it would on Reddit
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