She also looks like Joseph Smith’s youngest wife.
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What else do you expect from a DEI hire?
Like the entire team, except that one guy who's a DUI hire
This would be the beginning and end of her career if it wasn’t for Fox “news”. She’s writing her resume every day she gets up and lies on camera.
She’s so gonna end up a “news anchor” one day, huh?
How do you know when Donald Trump is telling a lie?
His face turns orange.
If his mouth is open, he's lying
And it's Christians like this that made me an atheist. The most evil and worst of hypocrites.
I'll say this, they found exactly who they needed for that job.
needs a bigger cross so we know shes christian... while she ignores all the cut services for poor people.
Jesus was actually opposed to wealth and gaudy shows of religiousity.
These people are heretics.
Poor people are actually not so much people as real people. For them it's best to be slaves, actually.
Her ‘plus sign’ necklace is way bigger than most I’ve seen.
The percentage of area on someone's* look that's taken up by (the voluntary application of**) religious symbols exponentially correlates with how much of an absolute bell-end said person is.
* I guess clergy are partially exempt given it's a uniform
** I know there are some poor people out there forced to make their entire look a religious symbol. They're definitely exempt.
Got to make sure the cameras in the back pick it up. Just the usual iconography and standardized blonde talking head they trot out to remind people what they should look like in their version of murica.
These people are literal heretics.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+23&version=NLT
I've never seen this version, it's fascinating:
“What sorrow awaits you teachers of religious law and you Pharisees. Hypocrites! For you build tombs for the prophets your ancestors killed, and you decorate the monuments of the godly people your ancestors destroyed. 30 Then you say, ‘If we had lived in the days of our ancestors, we would never have joined them in killing the prophets.’
Matthew 23
Okay cheers, gonna memorise that for the next time some zealot doesn't take "no thanks" as an answer
I'm going to shorten it: "Mathew 23. What sorrow awaits you Hypocrites!"
And I bet that the remaining 17% is pretty questionable
That's probably the "and" "but" "of" and "the" parts.
That’s when she remembers the “allegedy”’s and “we believe”’s.
I don't even understand why reporters show up at this point.
Don't worry, soon they'll stop doing press briefings like they did in the first Trump term, which apparently everyone has forgotten about.
Directives from their republiQan owners
Because not showing up is what the administration wants.
Even worse. I don't know why they show up and pretend to be journalists. They are just propaganda mouthpieces anymore. And they have no loyalty to each other as journalists. If one of them gets ignored by the White House they just allow it and move on rather than imagining themselves as the target instead. It's sick. This country is absolutely fucked and the populace is to blame.
That huge cross on her neck makes it A-OK.
Surprised it’s not burning her skin.
I wish there was a source for this. Not that I doubt it but I would love to use it to show it to a friend of mine that still struggles to see how deceitful is the current administration.
Bullshit Barbie
What's the OG up to?
Ahh Kelly Anne Spillway. afaicr she died in the horrible Bowling Green Massacre.
F
Fucking alternative facts beatch
Don't worry she's wearing a cross, it's all good
At the least she should be jailed for years once this is over.
She's complicit in destroying hundreds of thousands of lives at the least
AwShuckabees got a governorship. She can get that easy probably in some shithole state.
Just like genocidal Matt Miller, right?
Is there any difference between the plus sign she wears and the plus sign with the guy hanging on? Do they both mean the same thing?
As an aside I sometimes work alongside the International Red Cross and Red Crescent - fantastic people on the whole. Our group is mind-blowingly diverse. The only thing we seem to have in common is that none of us are (particularly) religious. We refer to the ICRC as “Cee plus” from the crescent and cross motifs.
Paraphrasing the way it was explained to me as a child in a mainline Protestant denomination:
With action figure = "crucifix" = Catholic = reminder Jesus died for our sins.
Bare cross = Protestant and post-Protestant churches = reminder Jesus rose again.
I'm not sure about Anglicans.
Thank you for your service! More valuable than military work IMHO.
That’s an excellent answer which I’m gonna take as factually correct until someone can prove otherwise.
I’m strangely very proud of my work alongside C+ and thank you for appreciating it. Just a word of warning though: I was a childless single man in my early thirties when I started. If you have a life that involves other people think long and hard before joining - not everyone makes it back; and those that do are often never the same again.
Is there any difference between the plus sign she wears and the plus sign with the guy hanging on? Do they both mean the same thing?
No difference. They both mean heretic who never actually read what Jesus preached.
#colormatchyourbutthole
Her lips got me concerned. From the lies too.
Imagine how many dicks she had to suck to get that job.
Imagine how many ~~dicks~~deformed mushrooms she had to suck to get that job.
There, I fixed that for you.