You need to implement the synergistic cloud blockchain.
this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2023
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*synergistic cloud quantum blockchain powered by AI
ON THE METAVERSE
With 16x the details
Needs to be in production by next month.
Ah, so we can leverage acceleration towards actionable efficiency.
M E E I N G
My boss holds Meeings all the time. Almost every meeting is about her and how great she is. I will now call these meeting "meeings".
All those Meeings could have been an emai as well
Memail?
I've been to some of those. They really suck. Worse than meetings.
Be fired || deal with customers
😰
Your meetings have agendas? That must be nice.
I was in a meeting with an external company once that sells NFTs. Yes, it was fun. Yes, the only reason I was there is 'cause I thought I'd be hilarious. Yes, I wrote money laundering into their interactive word cloud, and others wrote similar thoughts. Plz buy this jewelry for $500 so that you can use that virtually in Zoom. Some are convinced that Blockchain is the future. Others not so much.
What does the title have to do with the post...?
Well, customers will sometimes ask for certain solutions to be used. Solutions for problems they don't have...
Solutions that make no sense to the problem they think they have.
Customers fall for every hype and want dumb things that don't make sense to be implemented.
suit customer may be worst customer
Oh look ! A programmers meme thread has descended into a technical argument.
What even is this job? 😂
Real talk, if this is happening to you often you've gotta decline more meetings.
Agenda?