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It sounds classy (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

Felony

[–] [email protected] 110 points 5 days ago (3 children)

If instead of ignoring meaning, we ignored cultural context, Lucifer is a great one. Sounds nice, means light bringer.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago (3 children)

The cultural context on this is weird, because it's even used for Jesus in the book of Revelation.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

Vendetta

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Chlamydia

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

"My daughter has been just itching to meet you!"

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Chlamydia

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like one of those gothic names that doesn’t fit the woman until she’s around 60. Aunt Chlamydia, or something.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Aunt Chlamydia and her room-mate Auntie Biotic

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think Mutiny, Heresy, and Larceny would work.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

Omelette is a good name for a cat

[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Oubliette

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago

Isis was a pretty name

My next D&D campaign is going to have a character named Mendacious in charge of a prominent faction. Language nerds will know he's a traitor right off the bat

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Bidet

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Violence, especially if said in a french accent. Also, Malaria and Ebola for twins.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Incontinentia

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Honestly, Seven isn't a bad sounding name.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Seven of Nine is the real deal

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Fellatia

Actually had someone suggest this ; and had to explain it

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 days ago

Tsunami

[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 days ago

Cappuccino

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

Marzipan

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago

Chlamydia

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

Anomaly

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Latrine.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

catastrophe

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Heroin

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Eula.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Listerine.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

Labia sounds like a nice name. Though more for a country than a person.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Cellardoor

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Melanoma

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lmao, the comments are like a Key & Peele skit.

My answer: Asbestos

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Cashew

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

In a similar vein, Macadamia. So many good nickname opportunities.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Diarrhea?

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago (14 children)

Most metals work pretty well

  • Aluminum
  • Bismuth
  • Mercury
  • Nickel (some people are already named this, but spelled Nicole)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

Nickel... spelled Nicole

That's some crazy pronunciation if those two sound similar.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Vagina.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Omelette du fromage

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Malaria

Ebola

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

Listeria.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Terabithia

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Nicole

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (8 children)

Chasity is an existing creepy one.

Prudence
Goodfaith
Temperance
Obedience
Sexwon't

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