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[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 weeks ago

It's a good idea to keep a valid passport around no matter if you live in North America or Europe. Doesn't hurt to be prepared.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Good luck getting one right now, they fired everyone who's not a cop

Edit: I've been corrected, passports are going it seems. I wonder how visas are...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Even when they run at full capacity it takes about 30 to 90 days for the paperwork to process.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

I applied for a passport on March 1st and it is showing up on the 25th and I know someone else who applied on the same day and got theirs a week or so earlier. It isn't taking long right now

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 weeks ago (26 children)

Go get one, it's only a question of time when you can't anymore.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And then they'll stop letting anyone out even if they have one.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Better hurry and get it before they make it practically or literally impossible for everyone except the most privileged..

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

or they force you to serve in the military first to earn a passport. kind of like earning your citizenship in starship troopers.

too old to serve?.....didnt ask....

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Trump's Golden Passport, only five millions, for a limited time only! Lets you go visa free to beautiful Puerto Rico, Guam, and soon to Canada and Greenland. Other destinations pending.
Order yours now!

Conditions may apply.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's only a matter of time until they stop letting us out

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Best to work on your cardio now as well, if you've gotta trek to a destination it's best to have some endurance.

We've got big long borders and a lot of it is incredibly undeveloped.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

By the time you realize you need to have a passport, you should have already gotten one. I got my first passport in 2000. It took like a week. I lost it and had to get a new one in 2007. I got grilled by Homeland Security in a windowless office about whether or not I was familiar with the terrorist cells in the country I was vacationing in because it was a country with a significant Muslim population. I can’t imagine what it’s like now.

Sign up for some exchange program in a neutral country, buy a round-trip ticket, and just never come back.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I renewed a year or two ago and it was no big deal (US passport but longtime Japan resident) and took like 3 weeks. I think part of it was by mail, even, though I can't recall for sure (I think I submitted in person and received by mail? Now that I live hours away from Tokyo, I certainly hope that's an option in 8ish years).

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

Incredible to think that something like 65% of Americans have NEVER left the country, not even to Canada or Mexico. More impressive, even, is that like 40% have left their home STATE.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

How many live paycheck to paycheck

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, it’s a big country. I assume “Europeans who never left Europe” would be a similar percentage. I’m saying this as someone living in the EU.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

I mean it's a very large country with many interesting places, diverse landscapes etc etc, I don't find it particularly strange to never have left. I wonder how many Europeans have never left Europe, though I guess the cultural differences between countries there is larger than between states in the US.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I just picked up my first passport in my entire life. I’m trying to get away from this hell hole.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I renewed my US passport about 6 months ago. I was eligible to renew online. Cost around $130 if I remember correctly. The online process was actually really easy and it came in the mail only a few weeks later (2-3 weeks). Highly recommend renewing online if you meet the eligibility requirements.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

it is still very easy to get a passport. I helped a friend get theirs last month, and more over the years.

don't listen to any of the ignorant comments saying it's difficult to get one; they don't know what they're talking about.

you can do it online or in person at a US Post office.

fill out the application form, takes maybe 20 minutes tops, pay the fee (165$), they take your picture, you will get your passport in the mail in a couple of weeks, it lasts for 10 years, renewable on the go from embassies and consulates.

If you have any questions about passports or traveling, fire away.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (37 children)

A passport costs 165 dollaroos? Damn. And I thought the 70 Euro we have to pay was excessive.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Or maybe a psspsspssport?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

What good would it do? Unless you’re planning to overstay a tourist passport entry and become an illegal in that country?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

A passport is one of the most important documents you can have. It has many uses, and is relatively easy to get… at least in my country where we have government efficiency with funding— so we get it in two weeks else it’s free.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Do you prioritize not having illegal status in another country over your own ability to stay alive and stay safe?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

idk, maybe hold onto it and hopefully not use it (?)

wow, the comments went really somewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Americans are starting to self deport to discover new worlds.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I got mine very recently and I'm so happy about it. I'm trying to get my family members to get it as well but they refuse to, it's upsetting.

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