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SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE

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[–] [email protected] 145 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're just mad we all have a girlfriend.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Impressive she has the time for all of us!

[–] [email protected] 92 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i think that's called polyamory

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Amory assumes love. I staked a claim for her under the mining law of 1872. We're a limited liability corporation.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

She's a real go-getter, that one.

[–] [email protected] 129 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wow those shenanigans not cheeky not fun

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Tragic and cruel is all I've got left in the tank, sorry.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Don't listen to him, OP! ASK!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Please someone create. I know it's run its course, but it would be great to let some folks create Nicole memes to preserve it for future generations to enjoy. Just like Dat Boi.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nicole and I are procreators.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why are you guys referring to her as Nicole, she says you can call her the fediverse chick.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

Those who weren't blessed by her aren't allowed to address her by her proper title.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 weeks ago

A few years from now people will have nostalgia about these early fediverse days and the weird and lame stuff like "the fediverse chick"

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm glad I'm not the only one, lmao.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, it's run its course.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I will continue to talk about Nicole until she finally notices me! (Haven't received a message yet, I feel left out)

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hey, that's my girlfriend you are talking about!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

*our girlfriend.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I got a message from her yesterday and I had never talked about her before so I don't think you can summon her that way. I can forward you the message if that'll make you feel better. I'll be your Nicole.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I wanna see a full on Reddit-style investigation of the theory that it's not a scam, but a malicious bullying campaign against the human shown in the pictures. If Lemmy solves a mystery and stops a crime, we could become the new superpower social media. 😌

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Next up, we finally get to the bottom of that Boston Marathon Bombing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

It was those damn Mooninites!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

We did it .world!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

yes, rather post your enlightenment on [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like someone's jealous...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Wtf did I do?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

You first.

But seriously, it gets annoying, but at the same time it's the biggest scam on the fediverse right now that I know of. So I feel like a little visibility once in awhile (not 6 times a day) that lets people know about it is fine.

To anyone who knows: is there a way to filter out usernames containing that name? Like if I could block dms from my chosen instance, that'd be great. I've been getting 2-3 a week.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wonder how they bother to change the photo with a very similar but almost identical one but always copy-paste the same text, isn't the opposite way easier?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

It's a deanonymization attack. You know which users opened the message by seeing when the unique image URL was accessed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

…also known as the fediverse chick

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just got one the other day too! I'm very excited to make new friends like Nicole on this website.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

someone's upset nicole hasn't reached out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Dude, for real. We get it. You got a spammy DM from a "girl". Do we really need two or three different communities dedicated to everyone posting the same fucking screenshot over and over?!

("She" hasn't DM'd me yet, but I can assure you that if she ever does, I will not be posting a screenshot of it anywhere. It will be summarily buhleeted and that will be the end of that.)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

If it’s a rare Nicole you have to post it that’s the rules now. You have to. Promise if it’s a rare Nicole you’ll post. PROMISE

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

You'll find your own Nicole one of these days.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Down voted for being esoteric.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bro why u gotta bring up Nicole! /s

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We're talking about Nicole here?

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