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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

Well you know what they say, not ever republican is a pedophile, but every pedophile is a republican

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

When they're literally deranged by Taylor Swift and Barbie movies...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

they're so far gone in the cult they belong in mental institutions

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 hours ago

This will not pass in Minnesota. What a stupid bit of grandstanding and waste of taxpayer money.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 hours ago

When you let the nuts runs the show, sanity goes on trial

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

"How dare you notice my fascism! You're mentally ill!" gaslighting at its finest and classifying something doesn't make it true.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

This will give the Government of Putin the excuse to throw the critics into the privately run detention centers.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago

That was remarkably fast

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago

Gaggle Of Pedophiles

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 hours ago

Maybe if your cult obsession with Trump is to the point where you propose bills like this you might be mentally ill for real.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I seem to clearly remember a story from the Bible about this, but perhaps they've simply skipped that part during their reading?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

They only read the clobber verses about killing gay men, and the shitty bits of Paul (much of which wasn’t even written by Paul).

You can tell they don’t even read the Sodom and Gomorrah stuff, because they don’t know about Lot’s daughters getting their dad drunk to rape him, which is like immediately after.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Nah they know about it, let no conservative tell you their Christian. To be Christian is to aspire to be like Christ, very few self proclaimed Christiana can claim that

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Guys, just steal this and use it to describe deranged Trump idiots. The right wing steals useful words like "fake news" and "groomer" and alters their meanings for political purposes all of the time. This one should be a layup because without reading into it everyone already thinks it's the condition those everyday July 4th cosplay, big truck with tattered flags morons have.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

Funny thing is that's how I read it...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I love how far I had to read before it was clear that it's not what Trump has; it's what people who disagree with him apparently have.

Diseases are often named after their victims...

Also, and this is buried in everything he is doing, but how arrogant do you have to be to assume that every person disagrees with him just because he's Donald Trump, and not because there are valid concerns?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

its not about arrogance.

its about manufacturing cause to lock up and dispose of dissenting voices.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Changnesia is REAL!!!

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