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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 minutes ago

I seem to clearly remember a story from the Bible about this, but perhaps they've simply skipped that part during their reading?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Guys, just steal this and use it to describe deranged Trump idiots. The right wing steals useful words like "fake news" and "groomer" and alters their meanings for political purposes all of the time. This one should be a layup because without reading into it everyone already thinks it's the condition those everyday July 4th cosplay, big truck with tattered flags morons have.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 28 minutes ago

Funny thing is that's how I read it...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Canada and Mexico REALLY need to seal our borders...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

The problems in both countries have always been the US

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I love how far I had to read before it was clear that it's not what Trump has; it's what people who disagree with him apparently have.

Diseases are often named after their victims...

Also, and this is buried in everything he is doing, but how arrogant do you have to be to assume that every person disagrees with him just because he's Donald Trump, and not because there are valid concerns?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

its not about arrogance.

its about manufacturing cause to lock up and dispose of dissenting voices.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 40 minutes ago (1 children)

Fair, but I'm sure he's arrogant enough to believe it, too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 minutes ago

Yeah, but arrogance just one layer of the shit onion of fascism we are currently being force fed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

I agree. It should be "Trump's Derangement Syndrome" law, either as impeachment or as A25 issue.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 hours ago

Russian stooge uses Russian method of oppression by abusing the mental health care system.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 hours ago

The smug childishness of a grade school bully who got you in trouble after you lost your shit and finally punched back. These assclowns are infuriating.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Unless real doctors accept this as a real illness, it's just politicians jerking off.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

It allows them to send people who don’t like Trump to mental asylums

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago

This is potentially a legal rather than a medical diagnosis, and if the legal system is sufficiently corrupted, it doesn't matter what doctors think.

Also, in previous instances (Bush-era torture, for example), the medical and psychological professions just went along. Nover underestimate the venality and spinelessness of professional organizations.

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