ahhh cmon we've all been there before!
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Is this a trouser snake reference? If so, then fair enough.
If it isn't, I can honestly say I have never had a python in my pants.
And you call yourself 'stralyan.... Python down the pants is the quintessential Australian right of passage prank. For extra flare, slather it in Vegemite before you do it.
Fuckin STRAYA
I did have a skink run up my leg inside my jeans once, does that count?
Stand back, I'm carrying a budgie smuggler.
Is that a python in your pants, or are you just happy to see me
Why is everyone suddenly so interested in what's going on in women's pants? Can't they have some basic privacy?
I just want to know if they arrested the python too, or whether it was an inoccent victim in all of this.