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This just leaves me with so many unanswered questions.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

ahhh cmon we've all been there before!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this a trouser snake reference? If so, then fair enough.
If it isn't, I can honestly say I have never had a python in my pants.

[–] CameronDev 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And you call yourself 'stralyan.... Python down the pants is the quintessential Australian right of passage prank. For extra flare, slather it in Vegemite before you do it.

[–] joshcodes 4 points 3 weeks ago

Fuckin STRAYA

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I did have a skink run up my leg inside my jeans once, does that count?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Stand back, I'm carrying a budgie smuggler.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Is that a python in your pants, or are you just happy to see me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why is everyone suddenly so interested in what's going on in women's pants? Can't they have some basic privacy?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I just want to know if they arrested the python too, or whether it was an inoccent victim in all of this.