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This car is an absolute shitbox with a million electrical issues. Just got a new starter 2 weeks ago, and the alternator was replaced 18 months ago, so i knew the battery was the likely culprit.

Anyway, gonna make my ancestors proud and go throw the old battery into Lake Erie

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

Your photo is just further proof that the 10 millimeter socket doesn't exist. 😂

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Don't forget to tip the used engine oil into a shallow hole in the ground when you're done dumping the battery!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A shallow hole? We can do at least 12 inches! That ought to be good enough for 20 years.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Pack it full of sand and gravel and nature will just naturally filter out the oil

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

It's like the razor disposal in your medicine cabinet. It just goes away.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

$20 core return on your battery? Lasts a day.

Throw it into Lake Erie? Lasts a lifetime.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Oh hey satan

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

It's free and nobody can stop you!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm gonna stick with shit boxes. My "new" vehicle requires you to dismantle wiper blade apparatus and remove several parts to access the battery

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This isn't much better. You have to use the emergency latch inside the trunk to open it when the battery is dead. But the ski port that gives you access to the trunk from the cabin opens into the trunk, so if there is a large box in the trunk, you need to rubber band man your way to the latch to acces your tools.

It's been a fun morning. Don't drive German cars. Worst decision you can make

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You drive a ford? Thats how my wifes escape was

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ford Escape yes haha

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How's your fuse box looking? Seems like I needed a new one with every oil change

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I just discovered today that the wide black box on top of the battery is the fuse box. Been trying to find it since i got the car back in October. There is a parasitic drain on the car somewhere, so i really need to get around to pulling fuses and figure out what system is the problem. That little black box sitting on the air filter is a remote disconnect for the battery to stop it from getting drained after a few hours

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

It's corrosion at the fuse block

Worst design ever.

Had to replace ours multiple times

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Doesn't it have the fuses in the dash where the driver door opens?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's for the cabin stuff, not the engine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There's roughly 30 fuses there, maybe one of those is your culprit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Wont know until i get a volt-meter set up. I'm in the middle of moving apartments.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This reminds me of the time my saturn's check engine light came on, and I, the least auto-mechanically inclined human being I know, ended up replacing the broken part myself because none of my buddies who seemed to know everything about cars and car repair could not figure out how to do it.

I suppose it's how other people feel when they ask their family member who is "in IT" the best way to convert an MP4 movie to a pdf format and after being told it is impossible, they figure out that you can run the movie in an microsoft excel macro and then use the print function to covert each frame into a thumbnail such that each one prints out on a separate page of a pdf document.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

My first car was my Grandma's 96 SL1. Imiss that thing every day.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Bro, you drive a beetle? How's it holding up? Had one about 20 years ago, and the damn thing broke down so frequently we had to sell it, still under the full warranty.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Looks like it has the 1.8 T engine. Wish my Golf had one of those, they're fantastic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, when it's running it's great. But damn does this car require a lot of work

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Volkswagens are awesome. For 80,000 miles.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, luckily i got this thing with 187,000. But the car market is brutal right now, so i didn't have much other choice.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Not OP, but I've had that same car in that same color for over 16 years. Nearly 200k miles. I basically do nothing aside from routine maintenance as per the manual.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What a coincidence, I just filled the washer fluid on mine!

Quick plug (heh) for electric cars - that's about the only maintenance they need.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

That's ridiculously untrue.

I also had to replace the tires once, and windshield wipers twice.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lol just did this today too

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Throwing batteries into Lake Erie is that common?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I had to too recently because my battery died, so I replaced it with a new battery. Not the cheapest nor the most expensive, an average priced battery.
I'm relatively content with it.